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i sometimes have these metal things that are from my old bras and use them to strech my mouth out it hurts unbearably at first but then i kinda just vibe with it and my heartbeat is hard and it feels great, like how you feel when you have too many sweets and your body gets a rush of adrenaline and its all good, except with the metal bands thing the feeling is nonstop so dont do sweets, kids, just hurt yourself 😎👉👉

eat plastic. any i can find. bottles and bottlecaps, pens, random wrappers? nah, i only know em as chew toys lol

write smutty fanfics about tables

eat dirt

say lobe instead of love bc of a typo that happened when i was like 10

hate myself

hack security cameras so that i can yeet myself into the lives of strangers

eat adults

eat the rich

eat kids

eat.

support trump

kill my ocs for fun and imagine me in their shoes

you choose which ones are real and which are fake lol (its only two btw)

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