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roasted hazelnut or pumpkin spice?
imma make me sum coffe tomorrow！
A little bit gay
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Uh hi
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Uhhh
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Look at this cool fren I got!
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I did an art
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Oh wow i am unhealthy
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Poopi
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Watch these youtubers or else ill eat you
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Playin minecraft and having an anxiety attac
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How do you friend
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My mom peed herself
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Ew no
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For when youre feeling sad
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Ozzay
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B r O t H t I m E
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OnE wHiTe OnIoN
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Stinkilicious finkilicious
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Stayin up all nite baybey
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ReMoVe ThE eGg PaRt
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The heck
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So here's the thing my guy
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Stiny finky - stinkilicious finkilicios' younger sibling
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Hate comments except they're my 57 personalities battling
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Adjgdwcjkljnoptfcswvqnk wmamsnsmsmmqjsoajn
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My dad gave birth
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AnD hE wAdDlEd AwAy
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Me and crack
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Plot twist: im quirky UwU
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I sHiT cHoCoLaTe CaKe
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My inconsistent art style be like:
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A day in the life of a dumbass
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Its not gay if you say no homo
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Boobies
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Omg omg omg
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Gae or gay
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🅱️enis
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Crust
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Buy me dinner first, peasant.
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Tooth hurty
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The ecpicest gaymer moment
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OkEy BuUmEr
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Adjgdwcjkljnoptfcswvqnk wmamsnsmsmmqjsoajn pt3
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Hit the woa except gayly
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Cool cool cool cool cool
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Ooooooh frick mannnnnn
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Sweaty hands man. Sweaty handssssssssss
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Spoiler alert, im baby
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***Vent*** do not read this, it contains emotions.
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CrUsTy DuStY hOmElEsS mAn
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GiVe Me YoUr OiLs, I mUsT hYdRaTe MySeLf
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Adjgdwcjkljnoptfcswvqnk wmamsnsmsmmqjsoajn pt4.20
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I might make another book
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BIG N Ews OH maN
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Neeeewwwwww yeeeeeaaaarrrrrs baaayyyybaayyyyyyyy
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I dont know what to put here anymore lol
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Frickkkkk
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Bees in minecraft
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I have commited many sins, one of them being cursed memes
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Adjgdwcjkljnoptfcswvqnk wmamsnsmsmmqjsoajn pt69
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Oh jeez
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WW3 aaa
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Yor turne 2 cri
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Dangit grandpa
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HaVe We LeFt BrEkSiT yEt?
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Oh lorde theres a lot of these now
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Fuck
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Omg wow i didnt know u coukd actually put a swear on these titles omg
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On a scale of 1 to 10, cake
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Filler
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69 BAYBAYYYYYYYYY
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I pooped my self
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Im losing my mind, and the rest of my ideas of what to write here
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Sexy or secksey
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This lemon juice smells like pineapple
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I love the smell of my own blood
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Justice for furries
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Zoosmell Pooplord
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Homestuck has taken my wife, my soul, my kids and my will to live
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I cant fucking think anymore
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My bones are itchy
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I wanna eacho toe fungus
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I hope i die from this
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Mother nature really said: 🤖😫😐😯🤯💩💩💩👹👺😼🤠🔥👏🥚🌈💚👄🤠😎👁👄👁
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I dont renember witing thus
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I would eat cocaine if you told me it was free
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Y dus mai piss smel laik grarss
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Q k c x
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No im nit ok
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88
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*smiffs ur bum* mmmm i lov et
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Fuck
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What if i just quoted vines in all of my titles from now on lol???
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Com tu del tako they gotta new ting cal fresh- FRESHAVAKADOO
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Oh god theres blood everywhere-
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Am i the only one who writes these in advance???
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So uh, that quoting vines thing lasted a long time innit
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Pand a
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I havent shaved ma legs in 3 days an i already resemble bigfoot
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Philler
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PART 100 BAYBY WOOOOOOO
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HeE hEe BiTcH
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kick the baby. doit coward
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im vibrating and cold what does this mean
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shitshitshit
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buckets
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wanna lik my hayr hahahahahah
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fore twenee blayse et
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coins
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i just realised: jesus
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shit ma self on the toilet thats just called poopi ng you moron
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vriska sucks
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cow cuck
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fml
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im gonna kys myself lol rawr XDdddddd
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winner miner in the chicken mines
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eye small penis
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My Whole Ass Body Is Always Cold Why
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wait till marrage to fill buckets you dirty bastards
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suM bODY ONCE TOLD ME ITS UR POWER TODORONI
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300 more chapters till 420
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let me tell you about homestuck
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corona virus be like:
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my mum is kyoot
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"go to sleep with your bonsais, dad" - me, 13
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*megalovania intensifies*
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"its not just my bonsais, its our bonsais" - my dad, 40
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"grrrrRUF" - my dog, 8
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honesty is the worst policy you could think of, carl, be more creative.
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nonononoNONO ONNONONO
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my dog growls so f ucking loud omg
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i think i ate mind honey oh god oh help me
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i kin my dad
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question: what are thoes
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yee hee
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boi is a gender neutral term
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i am, what i like to call, a pastel eboi
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shut up you fascist
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shredded cheese
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get shrekd gaymers
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keybortd piss
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whait how dou you spell keybored
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i havent showerd in 2
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weaks
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my communist dayly rutine
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i think im cring
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what are hoes lol
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how big
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pls im genuinly curious tho
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🅱️riska did nothing wrong
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babies aint zhit
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151 - a sequel to 88
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whats in the IT cup? cum
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hoes mad
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hol on how many chapters of this bs can u have???
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i fell out of the bath
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yoooooooo did you know im eble
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lol my dad neglects me but it ok because MEameS
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you guys... i just relised... we live in a sauce
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sokers beware, i will chop u up
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beastars is love, beastars is life
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i wanna date a fish person
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grass
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jschlatt b like: dick and balls cock and balls and penis and balls
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i
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YoOo HoOo!
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500 🅱️apters till 666
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QUQ
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ma dad looks like eminem
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169
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dear smokers, stop drinking tobacco, it isnt healthey
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lol corona eyyyyyyy
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early break lunch
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i mean snak
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boobs are temporary, corona is forever
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maybe im brain dead
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corona virus aint shit
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nose yogurt
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memes
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yall want buttons?
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im feeling drinky
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pls drink yourself before you bink yourself - me 13, 2020
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im so bored i wanna bink myself
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420420 owo
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why do i feel sa
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D
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big pp long pp smol pp short pp what kinda pp r u?
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spinactch soup
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your ass is grass and im gonna mow it
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