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lo ok alt dis phuckin fhammer i got brow

i found it on the trip with ma lil cousin

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i found it on the trip with ma lil cousin. shes cool i guess.

now imma wash it and clean it and take good care of it and name it

tbh i'll probably name it something stoopid like Hal McHammerton

ok am i on crack or does that name sound actually good wtf

ahhh shit. i ruined ma sink

you see dat? dat lil scrtch? ye that bich is whats gonna kill me

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you see dat? dat lil scrtch? ye that bich is whats gonna kill me.

ugh god...

there's probably like piss and shit on this stupid hammer...or its like... haunted.

i heard noises downstairs thats why i think its haunted

but i mean 3rd graders or whatever you americans call it just came back from school so that's probably them causing mayhem..

dude... dude... i think theres TAR on this hammer dude...

im currently peeling the 'tar' off my hammer dude. im still hearning vioces and im 100% sure i heard a growl but i have a dog yknow. however, my dog is the opposite of hostile so wtf would be setting him off?

i keep hearing thuds downstairs. maybe my moms home? or the guy who lives here with us? hopefully not an intruder lol ahahahhaha funny mmmgh-

ok now it looks a lil better lol

BUT i ruined ma sink from all the tar

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BUT i ruined ma sink from all the tar... oh well.

i hope ma parents wont kill me for this.

speaking of parents hating me, uhhhh

i was supposed to do work today but i felt so sick that i didnt do anything but be on ma ipad and then i remembered my hammer and cleand it and now its 5pm and my mom will kill me.

whatever i dont wanna live anyway, you feel?

owo uwu bye you guys uwu

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