i just saw my lil cousin post a tiktok where she jaut says 'i wanna take these pics w someone!!.!!!!.' and it shows just a bunch of pics of weird ass 'cute' couples but fuck that man my perfect date would be infiltrating an abandoned mcdonalds with a small child we found on the street and then sacrificing that lil shit to the underworld in the name of our dark superior shrek, like jesis crist can you be more unrealistic gosh
