drinks as ppl according to a dumbass who is also god.
tea:
-sophisticated.
-prolly british, or wants to be british
- or a witch
- has like 10839202 different teas in ur house
- bøøk
coffee:
-you dont sleep
-probably alt or sumthin
- just wants a hug
- uuhhhh you wanna work at a coffee shop
-idk man
hot chocolate:
-baby but not
-baby.....
-but.
-not baby
- acts innocent but lowkey the antichrist
-creepy cute aesthetic
- im afraid
flavoured milk (choccy milk, strawby milk ect.):
-basically hot chocolate but is actually baby this time
- you have a soft aesthetic
- you love animals
- idk. what more can i say
- baby
water:
-ur boring lol
-jkjk
-you like to stay hydrated
- you have really clear skin and ur friends r jelly and ask what ur secret is but ur just like 👁👄👁 "just drink water for once in ur life and you'll see the true prophecy my guy"
- again, idk
soda:
-ur gay
- hyper.
-wether its adhd or the sugar, thats a secret youll never tell
-clowncore?
-idk, im projecting cus this my fav drink ahahaha---
- you cant drink anything else. its all boring to u. apart from joose.
juice:
-youre healthy.
-prolly drink smoothies all the time but you get annoyed when they get warm and gross so u just chug juce all the time
- i literally spelled juice like juce and didnt notice lmao its 1am up in here.
-speaking of, you prolly go to bed early.
energy drinks:
- soda X coffee
- hyper af
- dyed hair
- bi or pan and maybe trans
- gen z
- meme addicted
-me too.
-idk im tired
