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Ugh.
You won't believe what happened the other day.

So, my parents decided they didn't want to cook anything, but they were still hungry, so they ate my leg.

It's okay, it happens to the best of us, right?

Wrong.

My old leg could make me fly, and now my mom is gonna get me a robot leg to make up for it.

Ugh.

Moms, amirite?

Although, I don't know, it might actually be pretty cool.

I'll probably update when I get it. :^)

Stay tuned for the leg reveal!

Sincerely, Gregory.

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