Step Eighteen: Compliment him! It's obvious, but some people manage to mess it up. Don't stutter or get nervous! Just walk past him and say you like his shirt, or his new haircut, or the picture he posted online. Make him feel good about himself!
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seungmin
and that's why garlic is a social construct made by the government to convince us that babies aren't wizards and boomers aren't broccoli
jeongin
wait i'm lost
seungmin what
hyunjin
actually his explanation made a lot of sense
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chan
dafuq
no it didn't
felix
uh
minho
oH he's here thank taeil
chan
who's taeil
jeongin
no it's like "thank god" but taeil god so-
chan
oh
uh
okay????????
changbin
moving on
now that felix is here i can ask all of you my question.
jisung
oooOoOOooOoOooh he used punctuation
this is important guys
changbin
stfu let me tYpe
seungmin
calm down boOmer
minho
seungmin hun
no
stop
seungmin
yOu CAn't mAkE Me hAJiMa BiTCh
minho
*cough*
seungmin
BiTCh hYunG*
minho
there's the respect i was looking for
chan
dafuq pt. 2
changbin
ok so what if we all sign up for the talent show together? we can like try to do a group dance or song or comedy skit or something idk what but since we all get along really well i think it could be really fun and we'd be good at it, maybe we could even win something
jisung
no
changbin
i- wow that's harsh ji
jisung
you didn't let me fiNiSh
no, because i already signed felix up for something so he can't perform with us
felix
YOU DID WHAT
jisung
idk i was reading something online about this dude named felix who wanted to sing "how could this happen to me" to his school
so i signed you up
felix
HAN JISUNG I WILL MURDER YOU
hyunjin
uh oh i just remembered i need to go feed my flower and water my dog bye
seungmin
i-i'll go help him with that
chan
bye pals
jeongin
i'm 1 out
minho
i'm 2 out
changbin
i'm 3 out
felix
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. YOU MESS UP AND I MANAGE TO FORGIVE YOU, BUT I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH, JISUNG. IS THIS WHY YOU WERE SO NICE TO ME YESTERDAY? BECAUSE YOU SIGNED ME UP? JISUNG THIS HAS TO STOP; YOU HAVE TO GROW A BRAIN SO THAT I CAN STOP AVENGING MYSELF FOR YOUR STUPID DEEDS.
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HTGAB101 :: changlix ✔︎
FanfictionUsing 'How To Get a Boyfriend 101,' a book which was originally intended for straight girls, Lee Felix makes a final attempt to woo his crush. [ started ] October 22, 2019 [ completed ] June 28, 2020 🔓 100k - October 10, 2021 🔓 150k...
