Step Eighteen: Compliment him! It's obvious, but some people manage to mess it up. Don't stutter or get nervous! Just walk past him and say you like his shirt, or his new haircut, or the picture he posted online. Make him feel good about himself!
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and that's why garlic is a social construct made by the government to convince us that babies aren't wizards and boomers aren't broccolijeongin
wait i'm lost
seungmin whathyunjin
actually his explanation made a lot of sensechat: { felix has connected }
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dafuq
no it didn'tfelix
uhminho
oH he's here thank taeilchan
who's taeiljeongin
no it's like "thank god" but taeil god so-chan
oh
uh
okay????????changbin
moving on
now that felix is here i can ask all of you my question.jisung
oooOoOOooOoOooh he used punctuation
this is important guyschangbin
stfu let me tYpeseungmin
calm down boOmerminho
seungmin hun
no
stopseungmin
yOu CAn't mAkE Me hAJiMa BiTChminho
*cough*seungmin
BiTCh hYunG*minho
there's the respect i was looking forchan
dafuq pt. 2changbin
ok so what if we all sign up for the talent show together? we can like try to do a group dance or song or comedy skit or something idk what but since we all get along really well i think it could be really fun and we'd be good at it, maybe we could even win somethingjisung
nochangbin
i- wow that's harsh jijisung
you didn't let me fiNiSh
no, because i already signed felix up for something so he can't perform with usfelix
YOU DID WHATjisung
idk i was reading something online about this dude named felix who wanted to sing "how could this happen to me" to his school
so i signed you upfelix
HAN JISUNG I WILL MURDER YOUhyunjin
uh oh i just remembered i need to go feed my flower and water my dog byeseungmin
i-i'll go help him with thatchan
bye palsjeongin
i'm 1 outminho
i'm 2 outchangbin
i'm 3 outfelix
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. YOU MESS UP AND I MANAGE TO FORGIVE YOU, BUT I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH, JISUNG. IS THIS WHY YOU WERE SO NICE TO ME YESTERDAY? BECAUSE YOU SIGNED ME UP? JISUNG THIS HAS TO STOP; YOU HAVE TO GROW A BRAIN SO THAT I CAN STOP AVENGING MYSELF FOR YOUR STUPID DEEDS.
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HTGAB101 :: changlix ✔︎
FanfictionUsing 'How To Get a Boyfriend 101,' a book which was originally intended for straight girls, Lee Felix makes a final attempt to woo his crush. [ started ] October 22, 2019 [ completed ] June 28, 2020 🔓 100k - October 10, 2021 🔓 150k...