Sans x Reader AU Oneshots

funny scenes...

This is random things that pop up in my head. Scenes of my characters if you will.

Scene 1:

Toriel sighed, "My child... I am doing this for your own good... I love you, my child....."

Luna looked up at goat mum, "I have one thing to say, mum..."

"What is that?"

"If you love me let me GOOOOOO~!!!"

Scene 2:

Toriel replaced with Luna. Enough said.

Scene 3:

"I'm going to sing a song." Luna smiled.

Sans shrugged, "Okay, when you're ready."

Luna cleared her throat-

"AHHHHH-!!"

Scene 4 (WARNING: SLIGHT ADULT CONTENT!! SKIP IF YOU WANT TO!!):

"I am the card czar!" Luna smiled. "If I were a stripper at the bone zone-? Um... P-Papyrus? What is that-?"

"DON'T LOOK AT ME!"

"My stage name would be, 'blank'."

Luna looked over at Papyrus, and asked, "What's the bone zone?"

Undyne jutted in, "Papyrus! Take us all to the bone zone!"

Papyrus suddenly donned a wide grin, "OH, WELL I KNOW SANS DISAPPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO GO TO SOMEWHERE LIKE THAT!"

Luna then caught on, blushing heavily. She shook her head, "N-no comment-"

Asgore sighed, "I used to give Toriel a bit of the bone zone, but uh...-"

Undyne burst out laughing, "Asgore!"

Luna blushed heavier, "Pl-Please don't talk about that!"

"UGH... MY NON-EXISTENT EARS..."

Luna sighed, tossing the cards. "How about we play 20 questions instead...?"

Scene 5:

If this wasn't hell, I don't know what is...

"Alright, who's next?" Luna asked, smiling.

"Me." Chara smirked.

"Okay then. So, what's your favourite thing-?"

"Kill everyone..."

"...... B**** What the f**-"

Scene 6:

Someone asked, "Luna... can you stab Sans?"

Luna jolted, "Masaka watashi wa kare o korosu koto wa arimasen!"

Well, this was just some random scenes.

Have fun waiting for the next oneshot! Lol!

(Also anyone who can figure out what the text says, let me know if you figured it out in the comments.)