Hero | ohshc

VIII

"I can't believe that you are the princely figure of this club!" Renge stated turning around and pointing at Tamaki. "It should be this fine lady!" She waved over towards me.

"The princely character doesn't go spreading his love around so readily! How can you be so stupid? It's almost like you're a dim-witted narcissist! Incompetent! Mediocre! The pits!" With each insult Tamaki was stabbed by arrows, slowly falling backwards with a crash.

How overdramatic can he be? I held my head in my hands with a sigh.

"Ooh~ A new technique!" The twins cooed out. 

I looked at the now moody Tamaki laying across the floor. Typical. I kicked Tamaki continuously to see if he would wake up but Honey pulled me away from him. "Aki-chan, don't kick him like that," he dragged me away from my brother.

Kyouya looked up slowly from Tamaki and looked straight into Renge's eyes, "Could you be—?" He got cut off by Renge running at him.

"Oh, Kyouya-sama! I've always wanted to meet you. My own prince, my fiancé!" She shouted, jumping into Kyouya's arms. Renge snuggled against him and looked at the host club. I was standing off to the side observing everything while Honey held my arm, his grip still tight so I wouldn't move back to kicking Tamaki.

He had gone off to change and was now back in his corner sulking next to the wall by himself. I pried Honey's hands from my arm and walked over. I noticed a few mushrooms growing all around him and I stooped down and gave him a big hug.

"You okay big brother? Would you like another hug?" I asked looking into his purple eyes.

He sobbed a bit and I cuddled into him, "It's okay Tamaki. I'm here." He smiled warmly and gave me a squeeze. 

I cackled evilly on the inside. He doesn't know it was me that kicked him.

I peered over at the hosts who were having an animated conversation with Renge. It was getting nice and warm in Tamaki's arms and on his lap so I snuggled closer. Tamaki answered back by hugging me a little more tightly while doing so, Haruhi glanced over at us and smiled warmly.

She really loves Tamaki. I can tell. I ship it so hard. I want them to live in a big house, have eight cute kids, and be super rich and happy so we can have tea parties together and talk about all the problems with politics. A lovely life. 

I giggled quietly and noticed the hosts look over at us. 

Renge started twirling around the couch with hearts in her eyes. We both heard Kyouya say something about Renge deluding herself so much that she thinks that they are engaged. We scooched over and popped up behind the couch. 

Tamaki spoke before I could get open my mouth.

"Whoa, deluded you say? Then that story about her being your fiancé. " Tamaki dragged on.

"I don't ever remember acknowledging that." Kyouya cut in.

"So then how was she deluded?" I asked curiously. I saw the twins slump down into their seats and mumble something.

"This love simulation game. Ukidoki Memorial." Kyouya answered, "Ichijo Miyabi is apparently me," my eyes flashed.

"You play Ukidoki Memorial?" I grinned, "Ichijo Miyabi is so good looking, but has a heart nothing similar to Kyouya's." I snickered the last part darkly only for the host club to hear. The group paled considerably.

"Another one?" Tamaki and the twins complained. I looked over at them with a glare, "you got a problem?" They shook their heads signalling no.

"You play Ukidoki Memorial as well? Isn't it such a great love simulation?" Renge squealed again.