Its all imagines and shit. It's mostly memes I wanted to fit into the story but wasn't able to. Enjoy my dudes!
Fun Fact: Annabeth's birthday is November 18
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Annabeth: *walts in with roller blades, a pride flag around her shoulders, gunglasses, and a hickey*
Annabeth: Adam, you will not believe the day I've had
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Shiro: Don't worry team, we have something the Galra doesn't have. *points at his chest*
Adam: ...heart?
Shiro: No, me. I'm going to fucking kill this thing
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Adam: I need a snack
Shiro: *Comes bursting in*
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Adam: Keith, we cant just hit people because they do something stupid
Keith: Why not?
Adam: Because then Takashi would have permanent brain damage
Shiro: I-I can't even argue with that
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Allura: If you had a shot for every time you made a a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Adam: A bit tipsy
Lance: Probably drunk
Matt: Wasted
Shiro:
Shiro: Dead
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Lance: *burst into Adam's room* WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD
Adam: What the fuck...
Shiro: *pops up from behind him* What the hell?
Lance: *runs out laughing*
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Sanda: What makes you? What defines who you are?
Adam, Shiro, and Annabeth at the exact same time while turning to face each other: Gay!
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Adam: I've never done anything wrong in my entire life
Shiro: I know this, and I love you
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Hunk: Adam, I thought you had a blue slushie...why is your tongue purple?
Shiro: *slowly hides red slushie*
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Adam: We're like cocoa and marshmallows
Shiro: ...and how is that?
Adam: You're hot and I'm on top
Shiro: *chokes in his drink*
Because Adam's a FUCKING SWITCH!!!
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Shiro: *pours himself a cup of coffee*
Adam: Shi, please come to bed
Shiro: *pours it all in the sink and Naruto runs to his room*
The paladins:
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Matt: *at Annabeth* Do you believe in love at first sight or should I Naruto run past you again?
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Shiro: I-I think I'm in love with Adam
Annabeth: Good job, Shiro, you're officially the LAST PERSON TO FUCKING KNOW
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Pidge: This is my boyfriend, Lance, and this is his boyfriend, Keith
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Lance; Brazilians have nice asses
Adam: ...thank you?
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Shiro: What if I liked...left my fiancée for space, got captured by the Galra, then he ends up joining Voltron and I express my love for him right before I abandon him again? Haha, just kidding...unless
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Adam: Ah, look at that, I've been impaled
Shiro: Adam, dear, can you stop quoting Disney while we are literally having sex?
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(Pre kerb)
Adam: Oh, shut up. You look really good tonight...I want to kiss you...
Shiro: What's that?
Adam: I said if you dies I wouldn't MISS YOU
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Adam: Shiro, there's something I've been meaning to tell you for a while now...just remember I'm still me
Shiro: Wait, you didn't actually fuck my mom, did you?
Adam: What no! Listen, I like di-
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Shiro: For those who didn't know, Adam sleep talks. "The mitochondria is the power house of the cell" right in my ear at TWO FUCKING AM
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Adam and Shiro: *cuddling in the break room*
Keith, wearing duck slippers that quack every time he steps: Oh, sorry, I didn't know you guys where here. I'm just looking for Hunk
Adam:
Shiro:
Adam: What the actual fu-
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Adam: There's only one thing worse than dying. *rips back price of paper* Boom
Keith: *gasp* Lance!
Adam: No!
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Adam: *peacfully walking into a room*
Lance: *gasp* Adam!
Adam:
Adam: I'm begging you to stop
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Lance: I only have known Adam for a few weeks, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself
I know, I already used that but I'm running out of ideas.
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Shiro: *does something stupid*
Adam: I'm divorcing you
Shiro: We-we aren't married
Adam: And who's fucking fault is that?!
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That's all folks!
Have a good day my dudes and be sure to keep up with WUTBM in the next book!
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Learn To Love Again | Adashi
FanfictionAs Shiro and Adam become more in love each-day, there's just one problem: The Paladins. It was Shiro's request to keep the relationship between the two men a secret from the other members of Team Voltron. To everyone else, Shiro and Adam are just th...
