Being Benders best friend had its perks but you never thought changing someone's whole behaviour and identity was one of them. As soon as you walked into school each morning with Bender trailing you like a puppy in your feminine mystique, Brian knew you had to be his. I mean who could possibly tame John Bender? What he also knew is that he could never happen so he spends the entire school day plotting a grand showcase just for you. He sets off a flare gun in his locker and some fireworks too, making the danger drown out the ache in his tiny heart for you and only you. He just wants you to notice him.
"Don't look now but there's been a certain blonde kid following you the whole day now. He doesn't stand a chance!"