Hetalia Ship Roasting ft. Jass

USUK

Damn, I always wanted to do this.....

USUK is that one ship which I really didn't feel much about. There are a lot of reasons why, actually. 

First, they are brothers. Adopted, but yeah. USUK is in a way, incest.

Second, the fandom. All that NSFW just makes me want to hit my head on a wall.

Third, the canon hate for each other. England and America aren't really chummy. There are those times where America annoys the heck out of England. I could see a one-sided crush on England's part (even though that's weird) but no, America loves him like a bro. 

IT'S A BROMANCE. A BROSHIP. SHOULDN'T BE RUINED BY FANFICS.

Okay, the fanfics. They can be inaccurate, like:

Canon England: Shut up, bloody wanker!

Fanon England: I can do anything for you, America.

Please don't make him a yandere. I beg you. Please. 

But......I still like this ship, and I hate myself for that. It's like a guilty pleasure. While the USUK shippers can be freaking toxic at times, it's getting lesser, and better. Also, most of the fanfics are annoying, but there are a few I love like We'll Meet Again. 

Anyway, there are too many shippers for this, so I think I will go now. Don't kill me, thank you, and good day!