Hetalia Ship Roasting ft. Jass

HongIce

.Why are we shipping and making NSFW for canon minors again? Like what is with this fandom sometimes? *gets holy water*

So, uhh, there's no shared history, they had a conversation...twice? I know, they are canon friends, but with that logic, Japan would also be considered Iceland's friend, you know?

And Hong Kong is legit 15 wtf y'all. Ik the age difference would be two years, Ice is 17, but that doesn't mean you draw and write questionable stuff? Like why?? Why can we not lewd a wholesome friendship? Don't lewd the kids, please.

And the writing, God, stop making them delinquents, nerds, or r/imnotlikeotherboys bc that's what y'all do. I get it, many people like to make them * owo, I like you uwu* or complete tsunderes, or make Iceland a male version of Elsa, and Hong Kong the "oh no I'm Asian and my parents are sh*t so I work part time in order to pay my class fees" like jeez.

If you people want to really ship, ship them with someone younger who interacts with them more or at least lives in the same continent. Like consider IceLiech, we are at a loss when it comes to wholesome straight shipping anyway.

With HK, I don't really know, he's not really a micronation or a nation, he's a territory fighting for freedom rn, but I do kinda ship* Fragrant Kimchi (South Korea and Hong Kong, since they are both 15 and also have gotten along and had shared interests) though many people would consider it as incest as well, so......yeah, my taste is garbage..

Thanks for reading this vent, this was requested by emma.likes.to.write btw. 

Again, my grammar is sure going down in the dumps lol, I hate being trilingual sometimes.

*The reason I placed the asterisk at ship was because I cannot see anyone with either of them sexually, so the ship is strictly a romantic one on my side.