Hetalia Ship Roasting ft. Jass

TeuTem (Knights Templar x Prussia)

Danke @Innocent_Austria und @APH_Prussia [sorry my German is sh*t and mostly meme references (wann hast du geburstag, btw? Jk lol)]

Anyway, I timed this at valentine's day bc why not. 

Anyway, Austria is probably doing a memorial coffin dance for this ship, ya know since both are dead anyway, wouldn't be surprised if Poland joins ngl. And India, since Prussia really needed a Twitter boomer to teach him how to dance lol

Anyway, now that I have extended my valentine's greetings, I'll roast this ship. This is like shipping Len and Piko. Two dead memes. One killed by the fans, one killed by the company. And the fact that they met as kids- 

*Shota, shota, aiirando~* (I'm sorry)(only vocagang will get this joke)

As an adult relationship tho, think it's lit. No joke. I really think they'd be really nice to each other, considering both of them treat each other with respect, and smol Prussia, just like big Prussia, can't really do that to everyone. And they had a non-abusive relationship, something I have a bias for.

I think it works. 9/10. I need to see more fanfics and appearances to really judge, and Prussia, unlike his inseparable friend Japan (yes a hint to the next chapter I'm doing), is a virgin anyway, f.

(This was me roasting Prussia more since Templar is babey)

Sorry for how small this thing is. Didn't find time or material to roast. School sucks amirite?