Hetalia Ship Roasting ft. Jass

Spamano

Holy God.

This was my former OTP along with the Stray Trio threesome. (Don't kill me)

But.......plenty of issues. Sorry spamano fangirls and shippers, this boat is gonna be titanic in no time.

First up, the fact that Spain RAISED Romano and yet this is shipped is......why?! Why do you guys ship people with their father figures?! 

Then, we have the fact that Spain CLEARLY wanted Veneziano, and Romano was just the 'substitute' for that is crazy. 

Spain is pain, one of my least favorite characters for this reason. I have been in a similar situation with my family (except that they are my biological family) and my younger sister has always been the more favoured one, and I end up being neglected and only left to study in order to grow up and get tf out of the house.

Then, the fact that history is clearly being warped for the sole reason of pacifying fujoshis. Not like I'm not one of them, but atleast I will admit it.

Then, the fact that the fangirls love manipulating both of their characters, Romano is a weepy mess while Spain....*sighs*

I like shipping them in a brotherly manner, you know? Maybe because I like SpaBel (fite me) and don't really ship Romano with anyone except maybe America. 

Romano is not that guy who would really want a romantic relationship, I could imagine him wearing the #foreveralone T-shirt.

Probably one of my bigger roasts.

Yeah, definitely not a Spamano supporter. I do like some of the art though. 

Anyway, I'm out of requests, so feel free to ask about the less popular pairings. Maybe your favourite could be mine too?