Gerita: You're basic
FrUK: You think haters are the best lovers.
SuFin: You only care about the word of the Dark Lord (aka Hima)
USUK: You are aggressive
UkrBel: You actually liked Citrus.
RusAme: You think UsUk deserves eternal damnation.
Ameripan: You don't know age differences
Germano: You think Gerita is overrated
PruIta: You actually care about Prussia.
Prupan: You think raiding your friend's fridge is pretty romantic.
BelaRus: You hate Russia
Nihonhonhon: You like dad puns.
Rochu: You wish for wholesomeness and pandas
PrusRus: You make your own canon
AusHun: You'll take your order, canon
PruHun: You are a masochist
HongIce: You are illiterate
SwissLiech: FBI OPEN UP
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Hetalia Ship Roasting ft. Jass
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