So I tried roasting Hetalia shippers in a sentence (500+ special)

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Gerita: You're basic

FrUK: You think haters are the best lovers.

SuFin: You only care about the word of the Dark Lord (aka Hima)

USUK: You are aggressive

UkrBel: You actually liked Citrus. 

RusAme: You think UsUk deserves eternal damnation.

Ameripan:  You don't know age differences

Germano: You think Gerita is overrated

PruIta: You actually care about Prussia.

Prupan: You think raiding your friend's fridge is pretty romantic.

BelaRus: You hate Russia

Nihonhonhon: You like dad puns.

Rochu: You wish for wholesomeness and pandas

PrusRus: You make your own canon

AusHun: You'll take your order, canon

PruHun: You are a masochist

HongIce: You are illiterate

SwissLiech: FBI OPEN UP















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