Hetalia Ship Roasting ft. Jass

Ameripan

You thought I wouldn't roast my OTP? Aww...you don't know me much, do you?

So we first have their ages. If you thought USUK was pedo, then you probably don't know how old Japan actually is. (2000+ years old)

Then the wars. Hory sheet. 

It would kinda come off as abusive, right? Y'know, the bombs and stuff. Regular deal.

Now, the FANDOM.

The fans of the ship are largely positive, but.....SO MUCH SMUT?! DUDE WTH IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL.

I hate too much fluff.

I hate too much smut.

And ameripan is a ship that deserves more angst.

Another thing, you people probably don't know shit about pixiv, but ameripan is known as the crooked combo. And the doujins are again, cute or...smutty.

Also, why is Russia the bad guy in your fanfics? Or even worse, CHINA?! Kiku treated Yao like trash, come to think about it.

And please stop with the M.preg, I hate it.

And dark ameripan fanfiction gives me life. Send me some. My fanfic ain't that good.

Now, why I like it.

First up, they are really nice to each other in canon, particularly in the present day strips. Then, the fanart is beautiful. Then the memes.

Ameripan memes are God-tier, sorry Gerita. And the memefics...not even Nichu will be able to do that well.