•The Assassin's Teacher• ((Saiki K. x Assassination Classroom Crossover))

School Festival P. 1

With Saiki

"Wow, the main campus is really goin' nuts over this year's festival, huh?" Maehara said as the class had already settled down into their seats.

"The hype is insane, probably 'cause they think we're up to something," Isogai said as he stood at the front of the room, and Saiki was finishing writing some ideas down.

"Well you're not going to be up to something if you have unoriginal ideas like this," he commented, as on the chalkboard it says 'Maid cafe, Creperie, Train-Station Bento Display, Burger Shop, Creative Bento, Cafe, Taiyaki Shop'

"These are really boring," he muttered, but let their class do their thing.

"Heard Asano made a deal with a large restaurant chain," Sugino spoke up about the other students. "Well yeah, I wouldn't put it past the guy," Rio also said.

"Then we will go for the jugular," Koro-Sensei spoke up, as he flashed into the classroom. "Figuratively speaking, of course, this is a competition that will require skills, that are not assassination-related."

Sugino looked down angerly, "I really don't want to lose to those A-Class jerkwads."

"Name-calling, because that always helps," Saiki said as he placed one of his ideas upon the board.

Coffee Jello display and tasting.

But Koro-Sensei wiped the board clean from that idea, making Saiki look down and growl.

"Whatever Saiki-Sensei, the point is: what are we supposed to do?"

"Asano has the right idea," Koro-Sensei said "This is all about providing something unique," he says. "Give people a bargain and you'll draw them in," Saiki also said as he turned the class, still trying to write something about coffee jelly, but Koro-Sensei would continuously erase it.

"I'll show you: erase my coffee jelly and I'll erase you from existence,"

"Ooh! I can't wait!"

"That's nice and all Saiki-Sensei, but we are all focusing on something else in the moment," Maehara said as sweat dropped against his head.

"How are we gonna do that?" Kaede yelled as she slammed her hands against the desk, Saiki's eyes darted to her, 'That wasn't a very Kaede thing to do,'

"Come now children--," Koro-Sensei waved around his tentacles, "the answers are all around you! Only E-Class can give customers a one-of-a-kind bargain. On this baby, and this, and these, and these!" he pulled out fish and plants that were unwashed.

"Ingredients that have a lot in common with you all!"

"Dirty, unwashed, unsanitary, few are probably toxic since they have dirt on them?" he asked as he looked unhappy towards the plant.

"No!" Koro-Sensei laughed, "These are all tucked away in the mountains, where your value tends to go unnoticed,"

"So you killed a bunch of fish and plants to prove your point?" Saiki continued to ask, but Koro-Sensei to prove his point ignored him.