A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed like a little girl, swerved and lost control of the car. It wasn't a serious crash, but they ended up in the ditch. The passenger said "I'm sorry, I didn't think that a little tap on the shoulder would scare you like that."
The taxi driver responded, "It's ok, it's not your fault. Today's my first day as a taxi driver. I just lost my full time job I had for 25 years driving dead bodies to the cemetery."
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Laughter is the Best Medicine
RandomAll clean funny. Some are jokes only Mormons would understand. Many are political or lawyer jokes. I like to use these to text people at random times. They tend to be great icebreakers for conversations too. NOT ALL MINE!!! I get these from Facebook...
