*at a restaurant*
Waiter: would you like a table?
Customer: no, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please.
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Laughter is the Best Medicine
AléatoireAll clean funny. Some are jokes only Mormons would understand. Many are political or lawyer jokes. I like to use these to text people at random times. They tend to be great icebreakers for conversations too. NOT ALL MINE!!! I get these from Facebook...
Waiter
*at a restaurant*
Waiter: would you like a table?
Customer: no, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please.
