Instead of pick up lines, here are some classic break up lines!
You have to text this to your significant other at like 3 am.
Welcome to dumpsville!
Population; you
Then five minutes later say;
You should run for Mayor!
Or you could tell or text the person;
You're like a lava lamp. Fun for a while, but not very bright.
Give the person mostly dead roses for Valentines Day or something with this;
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
But the roses are wilting
And the voilets are dead
Sugar bowl's empty
Just like your head
This one works for Valentines Day too.
Roses are red, violets are blue
garbage is dumped, and so are you
Bring this up in the middle of a normal conversation
"Hey, have you heard about the movie 'Other People'? Yea, I think we should see it."
At lunch;
"Want to see a magic trick?"
"Sure."
"Poof, you're single"
Over dinner;
"Your ex is so attractive."
"Who?"
"Me."
A/N
If anyone's interested, I have another book called To Be or Not To Be... Human. It's about a girl who was genetically modified to posses strange abilities and how she can't seem to fit in with anyone else. She has a good heart, and only wants to help people, but the people can't accept the fact that she's different.
YOU ARE READING
Laughter is the Best Medicine
De TodoAll clean funny. Some are jokes only Mormons would understand. Many are political or lawyer jokes. I like to use these to text people at random times. They tend to be great icebreakers for conversations too. NOT ALL MINE!!! I get these from Facebook...
