3 Senior Citizens

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Three little old ladies notice that their 'senior moments' seem to be getting worse. So they decide to move in together so they can help each other during their forgetful moments.
The first one is getting into the bath, but when the bath is filled and she is ready to get in, she can no longer remember whether she was getting in the bath or out of the bath, so she calls the second one for help.
The second one has to go upstairs to get to the first, but she's in really bad shape, so she always stops in the middle of the stairs. Once she's caught her breath she can't remember whether she was going upstairs or downstairs, so she calls the third one for help.
The third slams her fist on the table and says "Those two blondes would lose their heads if they weren't screwed on! Now, was that the back door, or the front door?"

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