A/N Just to clarify things, LDS (aka Mormons) church is divided into groups according to age. Primary is for children 0-12 years old, young men's/women's for teens 12-18, and 18+ women go to Relief Society, and 18+ men go to priesthood. The classes for those under 18 are divided into subclasses. Sunbeams is in Primary, and designed for children about 3-6 years old. Any questions about my beliefs or any random questions you may have are welcomed! Also, thank you so much for reading this! I mostly created this because I lost the notebook I previously had these in, and on here I can always access it. I can't believe that I started this yesterday, and today I have 16 reads!!! I'm so pumped!!!
A physician had just moved to Utah and was meeting with his first patient in his new clinic. Here's how the conversation went:
Doctor: Well Mrs Smith, we've talked about your high blood pressure and your medications. Is there any particular stress in your life?"
Patient: Oh yes! It's the Sunbeams. They're driving me crazy.
Doctor (surprised): The sunbeams?
Patient: Yes, I've never had trouble with them before, but this group just won't sit still. They bounce all over the room, and run out the door and down the hall.
Doctor (reaching for a pen): Have you told anyone about this?
Patient: Of course. I told the president.
Doctor: Really! What did the president tell you?
Patient: She said Sunbeams are like that. I'm just going to have to learn to deal with them.
Doctor (concerned he may be missing something): I know people who are sensitive to sunbeams. Do they cause you a rash or anything?
Patient (confused): A rash? No
Doctor: Hmm, what's the biggest problem they're creating?
Patient: It's the noise, they just won't stop talking.
Doctor (astonished): The sun beams are talking to you?
Patient: No, well sometimes. But mostly they talk to each other.
Doctor (scribbling furiously in the chart): I see. Can anyone else hear them talking?
Patient (after a moment of stunned silence): You're not LDS, are you?
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Laughter is the Best Medicine
De TodoAll clean funny. Some are jokes only Mormons would understand. Many are political or lawyer jokes. I like to use these to text people at random times. They tend to be great icebreakers for conversations too. NOT ALL MINE!!! I get these from Facebook...
