A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
The man says "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress and are asking for a 10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
The man replies, "about a gallon!"
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Laughter is the Best Medicine
De TodoAll clean funny. Some are jokes only Mormons would understand. Many are political or lawyer jokes. I like to use these to text people at random times. They tend to be great icebreakers for conversations too. NOT ALL MINE!!! I get these from Facebook...
