11- ugly ass fucking noodle head

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leglicker69 has started a private chat with pikapiss!

-leglicker69
hey cutie ;^)

pikapiss
i know we've been over this but for fucks sake please stop putting the nose

-leglicker69
sorry :^(

pikapiss
a n o n
akandjjfd whatever
what's my hint? do i gay ur name?
sksks get*

-leglicker69
i'll give u a hint no names tho

pikapiss
fine

-leglicker69
i am one of 1-as top 8 students

a/n: i know the midterms haven't happened yet, but we're going to pretend that the people who scored highest on the midterm rankings are the actual top students

pikapiss
how
i-
i checked it out like you asked
if ur top 8 then u could be yaoyorozu, iida, bakugo, midoriya, todoroki, y/n, asui or jirou

-leglicker69
shit yeah
my names on there

pikapiss
holy shit
man i-

-leglicker69
bro i'm gonna be honest here
i've been thinking about you a LOT more than i'd like to admit
especially recently
iono what it is but i can't ur stupid laugh out of my head
or ur  s m i l e
aidjdkdj sorry

pikapiss
you like my smile?
im actually soft sksksk
like i'm dead ass blushing rn i  c a n t
how do you even like my laugh my voice is so weird

-leglicker69
i think it's hottt
with three ts

pikapiss
goddamb

-leglicker69
brb i'm gonna anonymously send u a worm on a string
u can expect it by dec 13

pikapiss
that's oddly pacific

-leglicker69
i'm actually in tears-
do you mean specific???

pikapiss
oh yeah maybe
well fuck
u probably think i'm dumb now

-leglicker69
actually i always knew u were dumb
that's kinda why i love u doe
ur precious and hilarious and funny and pure and wholesome and

pikapiss
ight
in the famous words of @ leglicker69 keep it in ur pants

-leglicker69
i,,,didn't come up,,,with that????
again, why i've fallen for you
it was a vERY dramatic fall too
one day i was walking to class and i saw you and i had a stroke
i mean ur fucking HOT

pikapiss
i'm sofT
shit
i just got a text from bakugou yelling at me to do my homework
i should probably do that
but i guess that also means you aren't bakugo

-leglicker69
shit
ok
yeah i should do mine to
bye sexy

pikapiss
bye cutie

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