pikapiss has started a private chat with leglicker69!
pikapiss
heyyyy-leglicker69
denkiii my dudeee
how we feeling this cold ass fucking night
i'm cold
hbupikapiss
are you,,,,,outside???-leglicker69
perhapspikapiss
w h y
anon it's -49C
also what's the difference between C and F-leglicker69
bro
-56f is like -49c iono it's just different ig
i didn't invent itpikapiss
that makes no sense
dafuq-leglicker69
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i never l e f t
pls don't hurt
am sorry-leglicker69
i could never hurt you bb
anyway
why don't you tell me more about this person you likepikapiss
why don't you give me another hint
hm?-leglicker69
ok ok
we trade
uh
my closest female friend is tsuyu asuipikapiss
what
wtf am i supposed to do with that!?-leglicker69
i dunno man figure it outpikapiss
well i narrowed it down to 7 people
we ruled out bakugo
but if ur close to asui then that means you can't be her
aha-leglicker69
well that was more info than i wanted to give away but eh
your right
now about your crushpikapiss
fiiiiiine
um
they're
wait no that will give away WAY to much information-leglicker69
remember when i brought all of your personal information into this conversation
feel threatenedpikapiss
aodndksk ok
fine yeah ok ok ok
coolcoolcoolcool
they're one of the top six 6 1-a students-leglicker69
welp
fuck
i might have an ideapikapiss
wait anon
shit i didn't wanna hurt your feelings
that's why i don't like talking about them-leglicker69
no it's not that
you didn't hurt my feelings
i swear man ur okpikapiss
i'm a little scared but ok
bye i guess-leglicker69
yeah nppikapiss
can i just ask asui who her closest friend is-leglicker69
i already told her not to tell anyonepikapiss
how did that work?!
she's like
deadass so honest
she wouldn't lie-leglicker69
for a friend of 8 years she wouldpikapiss
8 years?
holy shit
i haven't even wanted to live for that long
let alone have a friend-leglicker69
valid but are u out okpikapiss
ok-leglicker69
oh ok
i'll take that as a yea
i'm here tho manpikapiss
thanks anon-leglicker69
np bby💕pikapiss
me too bitch
❤️💔💞💛💖🧡🧡💛💚💓💚🧡❣️❤️💛💞💔💛💖💚💔💞❣️💖🖤💝🧡🖍the crayon was an oopsie
-leglicker69
ok boomerpikapiss
nO
whatever
ur mean
i don't have to take this-leglicker69
i-
ok
well
i need to go feral to (favourite/song)
oh and do my hw igpikapiss
sksksks ok bye-leglicker69
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•ur no dr phil but i still love u• denki kaminari x reader crack/textfic
Fanfiction-lowercase intended -gender neutral reader -gets less crack and more fluff along the way (bitches really thirsting over denki. it's me. i'm bitches.)