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pikapiss
heyyyy
-leglicker69
denkiii my dudeee
how we feeling this cold ass fucking night
i'm cold
hbu
pikapiss
are you,,,,,outside???
-leglicker69
perhaps
pikapiss
w h y
anon it's -49C
also what's the difference between C and F
-leglicker69
bro
-56f is like -49c iono it's just different ig
i didn't invent it
pikapiss
that makes no sense
dafuq
-leglicker69
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pikapiss
i never l e f t
pls don't hurt
am sorry
-leglicker69
i could never hurt you bb
anyway
why don't you tell me more about this person you like
pikapiss
why don't you give me another hint
hm?
-leglicker69
ok ok
we trade
uh
my closest female friend is tsuyu asui
pikapiss
what
wtf am i supposed to do with that!?
-leglicker69
i dunno man figure it out
pikapiss
well i narrowed it down to 7 people
we ruled out bakugo
but if ur close to asui then that means you can't be her
aha
-leglicker69
well that was more info than i wanted to give away but eh
your right
now about your crush
pikapiss
fiiiiiine
um
they're
wait no that will give away WAY to much information
-leglicker69
remember when i brought all of your personal information into this conversation
feel threatened
pikapiss
aodndksk ok
fine yeah ok ok ok
coolcoolcoolcool
they're one of the top six 6 1-a students
-leglicker69
welp
fuck
i might have an idea
pikapiss
wait anon
shit i didn't wanna hurt your feelings
that's why i don't like talking about them
-leglicker69
no it's not that
you didn't hurt my feelings
i swear man ur ok
pikapiss
i'm a little scared but ok
bye i guess
-leglicker69
yeah np
pikapiss
can i just ask asui who her closest friend is
-leglicker69
i already told her not to tell anyone
pikapiss
how did that work?!
she's like
deadass so honest
she wouldn't lie
-leglicker69
for a friend of 8 years she would
pikapiss
8 years?
holy shit
i haven't even wanted to live for that long
let alone have a friend
-leglicker69
valid but are u out ok
pikapiss
ok
-leglicker69
oh ok
i'll take that as a yea
i'm here tho man
pikapiss
thanks anon
-leglicker69
np bby💕
pikapiss
me too bitch
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the crayon was an oopsie
-leglicker69
ok boomer
pikapiss
nO
whatever
ur mean
i don't have to take this
-leglicker69
i-
ok
well
i need to go feral to (favourite/song)
oh and do my hw ig
pikapiss
sksksks ok bye
-leglicker69
bye hoe
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•ur no dr phil but i still love u• denki kaminari x reader crack/textfic
Fanfiction-lowercase intended -gender neutral reader -gets less crack and more fluff along the way (bitches really thirsting over denki. it's me. i'm bitches.)
