mywif3leftme started a private chat with pikapiss!
-mywif3leftme
d e n k i
are you okay i-
after the usj thing
you better not be hurt or i stfg
pikapiss
ajsbsjsndj i'm okay!!!!
just a few scratches in more worried abt u tho
-mywif3leftme
no no no no no no no bby i'm fine
pikapiss
you sure
i mean like i know your fine now ig
but like they said you could be in a coma
man i was worried as h e l l
i uh
also heard that you
u h
jiro told me that you helped me out a lot back there
so thanks like a LOT
that happened tho i was like uh
my quirk does this thing sometimes
-mywif3leftme
it turns you into a dumbass??? yeah ik
pikapiss
oop
your so m e a n
-mywif3leftme
whatever you know i love you bb
but you owe me roblox for taking down 3 villains and getting you to safety
pikapiss
t r e e
that's so many
-mywif3leftme
denki i hate to break it to you
but you spelled tree not three
pikapiss
shit
-mywif3leftme
it's alright
we stan your dumbassery
pikapiss
well n e way
thanks
why don't you let me take you out for a movie or a coffee or lunch as a thank u???
-mywif3leftme
denki you sly-
yeah why not
but your paying i'm a broke bitch
actually wait
your gonna take me to starbucks and i'm covering $2.37 because that's how much i have left on a crusty old gift card
pikapiss
aishisjs
do n t
or yunno whay fone toucan cover2 dollars
(a/n i actually didn't mean to make that manny errors wtffff)
-mywif3leftme
ok ok i see you
meet my saturday at 10 am?
pikapiss
will do
so pumped
thanks again for saving my ass
-mywif3leftme
anything for my roblox hubby
pikapiss
yoooo we're back together???
siiick
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pikapiss has left the chat!
bshsjssj sorry that took so long for a short ass chapter
like only 353 words who the fuck do i think i am i-
YOU ARE READING
•ur no dr phil but i still love u• denki kaminari x reader crack/textfic
Fanfiction-lowercase intended -gender neutral reader -gets less crack and more fluff along the way (bitches really thirsting over denki. it's me. i'm bitches.)
