"Can I ask a really stupid question?" I asked to the campmates sat around the fire. We were all waiting eagerly for Adele and Roman to return from their trial.
"Of course," Kate responded,
"Why is there a photo of Jane Mcdonald there?" I asked signalling towards the frame. Myles, Kate and Nadine laughed. Clearly already knowing the reason why
"Its Adele's luxury item" Myles laughed. I laughed in response, confused yet laughing.
"Heres a fun question, if you could bring a photo of anyone - not your family, who would it be?" I asked the group, "Obviously Adeles would be Jane, Ian what about you?"
"Kirk Franklin," He spoke. I 'oooed'. We all went round the group, listing a person each.
"What about you Belle?" Myles asked
"Either Harry Styles, or Lewis Capaldi."
"Good Choice, Good choice!" Myles clapped. Suddenly, we heard rustling from the branches, signalling incoming campmates. Roman and Adele returned from their trial, Alongside 10 stars. We all got up to hug them and congratulate them.
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"Can i ask you a question?" I asked
"Of course!" Nadine exclaimed
"Whats it like being in a girl band?"
"Really really good!" She spoke "I liked being in a girl band"
We continued interrogating Nadine, on all things pop.
"Can you sing for us at some point?" I asked
"See im so shy, like so so shy." She said, "How i became a singer, and how i do any of this stuff is beyond me."
"Jungle arms?"
"If we live to then!" She jokes
"Right shall we get Jungle Girls aloud together?" Asked Adele standing up and offering a hand for Nadine as we made our way back to camp
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Kate and Myles left camp to go complete a dingo dollar challenge, I'm hoping they win, I'm craving some chocolate SO bad.
Whilst they were gone I took this time to get to know Roman,
"You should 1000% come on the show sometime!" He exclaimed.
"Honestly it would be a pleasure," I said
"I'm being serious! We'd love to have you!"
"Make it happen then because I'll be there, that's for sure!"
"I've been such a big fan of your music for a while now!"
"Awww thank you! I was actually speaking to Nadine earlier about girls aloud, but it made me remember the day i first actually released my first single, it was such a big deal for a little youtube girl like me to break free of her mould."
"And didnt you end up getting to like, Number two?"
"Yeah, fuck you Ed Sheeran" We both laughed.
"Do you have anything planned, for like the near future?" He asked, I just winked and smiled.Suddenly the telephone box ran, I jumped up and cheered. James went to the phone, i trailed nearby.
The question was, 'What percentage of adults believe social media has a negative impact on society overall, is it A) 46% or B) 66%'
"I'd go for 66%!" I spoke, Those around me agreed.
We made our way back to the seating area, ready to recieve the result.
"Can we all agree, just by general consensus, Social media is definitely a negative impact for society?" James questioned,
"Oh definitely, and that's coming from a girl who would be unemployed without it." I commented.
"I just think, could we have carried on without it and done better? Could we..." Suddenly, James was interrupted by Nadine and Ians screams from behind him. I instinctly dropped my waterbottle i was drinking from and turned to look behind me.
Suddenly, Kate and Myles approached in giant pigeon costumes. But what struck me more, was they were not carrying a treat. Which they disclosed as being chocolate eggs.
Myles bent down to help me retrieve my dropped water bottle, however he struggled to grip it due to having no thumbs, and just... well, a wing. I laughed bending down to pick it up instead
"Thank you though." I smiled,
We dispersed, Myles and Kate to the diary room, and me to change my now wet shirt to a vest and shorts. I then made my way over to the water tap, to be met with a now de-pigeoned, Myles. I looked up after unscrewing my bottle and met his eyes, he smiled and I smiled back. Myles got his bottle from his shorts and i took it, filling it up for him. He took mine and closed the lid. I smiled and he stood closer. Once I'd turned to face him to exchange bottles, I noticed just how close we were stood, I was practically under his nose. He looked down, turned pink, took a step back and cleared his throat. We exchanged bottles, and I shuddered over his hand tracing mine. I watched as he walked away, missing his presence already.

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selcouth; MYLES STEPHENSON IM A CELEB 2019
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