selcouth; MYLES STEPHENSON IM A CELEB 2019

✦Twelve✦

"I have news!" Said Kate making her way into camp, James trailing behind holding a wooden board, and a paper. "The two new campmates, Andy and Cliff, have been sent to the jungle jailhouse on basic rations. Before entering the jailhouse, they took part in today's trial and they won 8 stars for camp," We all cheered
"So we can keep all the food for ourselves, or, we can choose to feed the outlaws with a share of our food. If we choose to feed them, we will have to send two campmates to join them as outlaws in the jailhouse." She finished.
"Alright, I'll go," Andrew said almost instantly. 

We decided to draw bottles over who would go, to stay in the jail.

Andrew and Kate's bottles were pulled. 

"Kate, are you sure you wanna go?" I asked, "Because I'm sure James doesn't mind, he definitely doesn't mind sleeping on the floor." 
"Do you really want to go?" Asks Kate to James
"I'll go, honestly none of this stuff phases me."

After much more discussion, we decided that because Kates bottle was drawn, it must be her to go. 
I reluctantly said goodbye to Kate, not wanting her to go. 

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"Whats your favourite pizza?" Adele asks me, 
"I like Hawaiian," I replied honestly 
"Urrgghhh get outta town," She replied, clearly offended by my choice of toppings. "Do you ever get stuffed crust?" 
"Yeah, always." 
"Redeemed yourself there." 

"Come on everybody! Woooo!" Nadine spoke standing up, signalling to us all to join in with the girls allowed dance she was preparing to teach us,
Myself, Adele, Caitlyn and Nadine, entered a formation and copied Nadine like just dance. 

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The beloved telephone rang, signalling we were only one step away from getting the dingo dollar treat,

The question was, what percentage of the British public would rather be rich over famous

A) 87% or B) 57%

James instructed us to put our hands up for the one we agreed with, I raised my hand for A, looking around the camp my eyes met Myles, he winked. 

We then awaited the return of Nadine and Ian - either with or without a treat. 

Finally, they appeared through the trees, i squinted my eyes to see if i could spot the dish. 

"What did you say?" Ian asked
"87%" someone belted back, 

Ian held the plate high above his head, and we all cheered with joy. 

"WAGON WHEELS!!" 

I savoured every bite.