selcouth; MYLES STEPHENSON IM A CELEB 2019

✦Seventeen✦

"I need a shower really, but" I yawned
"So what do we do? Who wants to go first?" Kate asks
"I'm happy to go first," Andrew suggests

I basked in the Australian sun, when I hear from behind me, "Andy, look over here!" 
I sat up, turned to the direction of the thick Irish voice and screamed in hysterics. 

Stood no more than 2 meters from me, was Andrew Maxwell, in the smallest pair of striped speedos - I have ever seen. 
His stance was that of a superhero, who had saved the day. 

I watched as Kate threw water over him, for Andrews 'shower'. What I would give for a real shower right about now. 

"Kate you are enjoying that!" I shouted,

I waited for Kate to finish chucking water at the boys, so we could head over and shower at the same time. 

I quite enjoyed the shower, Would I voluntarily do it again after I've left here? Probably not, unless its a very hot day. But regardless it was very fun! 

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"I think the foods coming!" Myles spoke looking upwards, "Mind ya head!" He spoke, too late though as is donked me on the head. I laughed and stepped back

Myles and I stepped forward to unpack our package, I handed the note to Myles, which he readout. 

Camel Fillet,

Myles, of course, stepped forwards and took charge. 

He filled our bowls and we dug in. 

My attention was then drawn to Andrew, who was choking. Once we realised, myself, Kate and Andy began hitting his back. 

"Jesus." Kate said once we'd successfully cleared his airways.  "Did it help us punching you in the back or not?" 

"Yes," Andrew said "Its the reason why I'm alive today," he said, I couldn't help but laugh

"Mate, you scared us!" Myles said
"Bro, your face literally just went red and I thought - shit I'm trained in first aid but I can't remember shit!" I said
"So you just started punching me?" He laughed, 
"Yeah with my brutal right hook!" 

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"5,6,7,8" Myles counted whilst we followed his simple dance moves, "And salsa," 

"Stop, spin, Dance lessons 101 is in-" But suddenly Myles was interrupted by the ringing phone,

"We have a phone?" I spoke shocked, Those around me laughed while Cliff ran to answer it

"Hello, whats your name and where'd you come from?" He spoke down the phone "Right not really understanding that, Kate come here come here!" He signalled to Kate to take over, clearly not understanding Kiosk Kevs accent.

"So Caitlyn and James were told they could free one of the original outlaws, they have chosen to free Cliff!" We all cheered for him, Its sad to see him going - we were having a blast, but I think he deserves a good night sleep on one of the hammocks, rather than here on the floor. 

He of course, couldn't leave without some sort of song and dance, bless him. 

We all joined in, in a circle - not really sure what we were doing. But we were having fun. 

"Well i love you all... BYE!" He exclaimed, clearly quite happy