selcouth; MYLES STEPHENSON IM A CELEB 2019

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"Oh, they're back!" James exclaimed,

"How many?" Ian asked, we waited a second, before unanimously shouting,

"Nine!!"

We all celebrated, some campmates even offering us hugs, we sat by each other around the stove and explained the task,

"Basically yeah, I was the damsel in distress, I was in this glass box full of 30,000 bugs," I explained, then Kate took over,

"We had to collect stars, I had to throw a boomerang at one point to release one of Andy's stars. But then, we got to the end and had to press a red buzzer, Andy and I thought we were pressing a button to end it, when actually,"

"It dropped me," I interrupted, "Like, it literally dropped me from 1000 feet or what ever and I went, woooosh, down. I honestly thought like the box had broken and I was gonna die," I looked around and everyones jaws had dropped and their eyes were wide.

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I finished my shower and made my way back to camp, Nadine called me into her bed and we watched whatever the boys were up to and honestly, we didnt get it. Myles and Ian were throwing a ball between them, at each others face, but not catching it. Letting it hit their heads, then laughing hysterically after each go. What has the jungle done to us?

James and Roman sat down to join in, "Theres alot of testosterone flying around here," Nadine whispered to me, we both giggled,

"Can we play nutball?" Ian asked, they sat and spread their legs, with the intention of landing the ball, there.

"That got me in the right testicle," James announced, me and Nadine shared a look, a look that said, 'This is just SO weird,'

"Day..600, in the jungle, this is whats being used as entertainment," Nadine said to me,

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"What the fuck?" I spoke and pointed to the incoming food basket, "Thats so early,"

"Something dodgys happening tonight guys!" Andy excitedly announced,

"Celebrities, as a result of Andy, Belle and Kate winning nine stars in todays trial, you have octopus, enjoy."

As Cliff left last night, James offered to step in to fill his space so that im not cooking on my own, However, when we gave James the job of Chef, we kind of forgot that he also empties the dunny, I dont think we thought through that the two would happen at the same time, I just hope hes washed his hands.

We plated the food up, and it tasted, okay. I'd still love a pie and mash right now though.

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Celebrities

Welcome to the jungle panto

Its time to take to the stage because tonight's performance of Critterella will be performed by you!

Each of you will take a starring role and those who give a five-star performance will attend the wrap party at the jungle hours

The better the show, the better the party, so break a leg.

We made our way to change into our costumes, my costume resembled a Kangaroo, Kate played the narrator, and Nadine Cinderella.
Andy and James were the ugly step sisters, Caitlyn was the fairy godmother, Then it was my call to enter the stage,

"Suddenly a kangaroo jumps past." I groaned slightly, before putting the kangaroo hat on my head and going on the stage,

I was just watching the show, I got called up for my part of the kangaroo, which was basically transport.

"Lets go!" Nadine shouted, and jumped on my back for a piggy back,

I basically saved the day

Ian and Myles were the handsome princes, both keen to win Critterella's heart.

Myles kept looking at me, as if to say 'What the fuck is this?' Each time he sent the look, I laughed, getting more and more into the play.

Thankfully for me, Nadine (Critterella) picked Ian (Dec) so not only did that mean Myles was still up for grabs, but he got covered in bugs, which is really fun to watch.

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We finished our panto and made our way to the jungle arms, I dont think I've ever been more excited for anything in here,

"Theres fries on the table!" Andy exclaimed excitedly, I sat down next to Nadine and opposite Myles with my wine. Andy became a whole new person the minute he stepped into the jungle arms, especially when he realised Mr Brightside was on the karaoke machine.

"Welcome to the jungle arms guys," He said down the mic before the sound of Mr Brightside filled our ears, He sung along and we all clapped to the beat. Roman grabbed my hand to pull me up to dance with him. We dad danced.

"Belle, I wanna have a go but I can't sing, will you come with me so it's not a complete flop?" Kate laughed,
"Of course," I laughed and we sang sounds of the underground by Girls Aloud. Nadine was like a pushy mum at the side of the stage, or like the mum from mean girls. Showing us the dance as we sang.

Then Roman sang one of his dads songs, and to end the night, we all got on the mic and we all sang a rendition of All I want for Christmas and other Christmas songs,

"Good singers at the front!" Ian laughed, "Belle," He pointed to the mic,

"No, let Nadine take this one," I laughed not wanting all the attention all the time. Nadine stood at the mic and me to the left of her, behind me stood Myles and he held his hands just above me waist.

Myles P.O.V

Belle, shes got some serious lungs on her. I knew she was a singer, but damn.