Metanoia | Chris Evans

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To: Sunshine ☀️

Shortie🎖:
Were you being serious about needing help or just playing it up?
We both know how questionable your decorating can be sometimes

Sunshine ☀️:
Rude.

Shortie 🎖:
I'm sensing a "but"
Let's hear it 😈

Sunshine ☀️:
... I actually need help

Shortie 🎖:
There it is.
Now, what specifically do you need help with this year?

Sunshine ☀️:
Everything?

Shortie 🎖:
... Seriously?

Sunshine ☀️:
There's a lot of stuff and I have no idea where to put it all
It's not like I've had the time to come up with some sort of action plan, I've been working

Shortie 🎖:
And you couldn't just put it where you did last year?
It's not like anyone is going to see it that often since you lot do Christmas at your parents place anyway

Sunshine ☀️:
The girls decorated for me last year as a sort of  "welcome home" surprise because I flew back from Atlanta pretty late into the season
Although I think they might have hired someone because there's no way they found order in this chaos of decorations

Shortie 🎖:
Don't be so overdramatic! They're just Christmas decorations, you're acting as if you've been asked to solve the world's hardest maths problem
And, for your information, they didn't hire anyone. In fact, they did exactly what you're doing now - calling in reinforcements

Sunshine ☀️:
Knew it!
So, will you please help me?
🙏🙏🙏🙏

Shortie 🎖:
Sure, but give me half hour to clean up here and then I'll be on my way

Sunshine ☀️:
Yes!

Shortie 🎖:
I wouldn't get so excited if I were you - I'm not doing it all for you.
I'm putting you to work as my minion 😈
You've got the muscles, I've got the brains, so let's put them both to good use and make your place into a temporary winter/Christmas wonderland

Sunshine ☀️:
Sure, if you can turn this mess into something amazing like last year then you have free reign, just don't go too overboard - remember I've still got to live here
And so does Dodger.

Shortie 🎖:
We'll figure out the semantics when I get there
See you soon 😉

Sunshine ☀️:
I'll be here.
Waiting.
Surrounded by all this tinsel.
And lights.

Shortie 🎖:
Stop complaining 😂
I'll be there soon