Metanoia | Chris Evans

2.5

To: 🚫 Don't Ask 🚫

RDJ 🤴:
Finally, all signs of Christmas are officially removed from my house 😌

Point Break 🔨:
We got rid of it as soon as we could

Capsicle ❄:
Just remember you're doing it all for the kids

Rudd 🐜:
Easy for you to say
You don't have to turn your house into a winter wonderland for any kids

Diva 🕷:
Oh, the benefits of being young and/or childless 😂

Capsicle ❄:
I still had to decorate

Quill 📻:
Why??

Pigeon 🐦:
Yeah, if it's just for the kids, why did you have to decorate when you don't have any? 🤨
Have you got a secret family you've been hiding from the world??

Capsicle ❄:
😂😂
No
But I do have nieces and nephews that come to my house often when I'm home from filming
And a sister that insists I'm the grinch if I don't make an effort to get into the Christmas spirit with everyone

Manchurian 🔪:
Such a hardship that must be for you 😏

Diva 🕷:
Didn't Fabian make you decorate your guy's place for when his nephew visits? 😜

Manchurian 🔪:
😒🖕😒🖕😒🖕

Point Break 🔨:
All we've established here is that being childless doesn't always mean you're free from being surrounded by tinsel

Quill 📻:
Pretty much 😂

Rudd 🐜:
And that we're all glad that it's over now (until later this year)

RDJ 🤴:
Hey, Christopher, where's your charming little brother?

Pigeon 🐦:
Such a subtle subject change there
It doesn't stick out or anything 😜

RDJ 🤴:
Hush 🤐🤫

Capsicle ❄:
Scott?

Manchurian 🔪:
Unless you have any other brothers who are also in this chat
Yes, he means Scott

Diva 🕷:
😂😂😂

Capsicle ❄:
He's out with Charlie
I think they're getting lunch together

Point Break 🔨:
And they didn't invite you?

Diva 🕷️:

Manchurian 🔪:
Where did you find that? 😂

Capsicle ❄:
Omg 🤦🏻‍♂️

Diva 🕷:
The internet is glorious and the fans love to meme or gif him for every possible reaction or occasion

RDJ 🤴:
Back on topic, people.

Pigeon 🐦:
You mean there was an actual topic today?

Quill 📻:
^^^^

Rudd 🐜:
Hey, Evans, how was Christmas with your girlfriend?

Capsicle ❄:
I don't have a girlfriend?

Point Break 🔨:
Don't play dumb
We all know who he's referring to

Capsicle ❄:
Whatever.
It was good - like old times, when we were kids and our families spent a couple Christmases together

Banner 👨🏻‍🔬:
Cute 😏

Diva 🕷:
Even Ruffalo thinks that's cute 😏^

Pigeon 🐦:
Evans, you left out the best part of your Christmas get together with Charlie and your family 😏😉

Capsicle ❄:
What part is that?
I can't think of anything you guys don't know 😋

Manchurian 🔪:
You don't sound as innocent as you think you do

Point Break 🔨:
What did he not tell us already?

Quill 📻:
I think I know what this is about

RDJ 🤴:
Pretty sure everyone but him has figured out where this is conversation is going

Capsicle ❄:
🤨🤨🤨

Rudd 🐜:
😂😂😂😂

Pigeon 🐦:
So you have nothing to say about sharing a room with her?
Okay, we see how it is

Capsicle ❄:
How do you even know about that???
If it was Scott, I'm going to kill him
It's not like that

Diva 🕷:
Sure 😂

Banner 👨🏻‍🔬:
Denying it so hard just makes it look even more incriminating

Quill 📻:
^^ What he said

Capsicle ❄:
It seriously wasn't
Mom redecorated my room to become another guest room after I moved out so there's a double bed and a sofa bed in there. I slept on the sofa bed and Charlie had the bed, all to herself.

Manchurian 🔪:
And you couldn't just sleep in another room so she'd have privacy?

Capsicle ❄:
She's probably not going to be happy with me for disclosing this but, her PTSD-induced nightmares have been flaring up recently so I didn't want to be too far away if she had one while at the house.
We just stayed in the same room, not the same bed
As for privacy, I respect her enough to give her all the privacy she needs and more.

Diva 🕷:
Oh...

Point Break 🔨:
I think we all feel bad for making fun of it now
I'm sorry for insinuating stuff when you're really just trying to help her

Capsicle ❄:
I appreciate the apology
Scott should have probably explained it properly so this wouldn't have happened

Manchurian 🔪:
😬😬