Metanoia | Chris Evans

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To: The Marvel Bunch 🔰

Cap 🇺🇸:
Sebastian, I'm doing this purely because it will stop you complaining in my comments

RDJ 🥫:
Doing what?
What's going on?

Parrot 🦜:
What's he moaning about now?

Wiener 🔪:
You're actually going to do it? 😮

Cap 🇺🇸 has added Shortie 🎖 to the group chat

Cap 🇺🇸:
Charlie, these are my Marvel castmates
Everyone, this is my best friend, Charlie

Shortie 🎖:
Hi 👋

Olsen 🔮:
No offence, but is Charlie a guy or girl?

Wiener 🔪:
A girl.
Definitely a girl.

Shortie 🎖:
Hello, Sebastian. 😏
My full name is Charlotte, but everyone has been calling me Charlie since I was a kid 😜

Green Queen 👽:
Welcome, Charlie!
It's a pleasure to have another woman in the chat 😇

Cap 🇺🇸:
We're not that bad to be stuck in a group chat with

Scar 💄:
Eh

Olsen 🔮:
You could be worse, I suppose

Pep 👩🏻‍🦰:
Some of you are definitely worse than others

Weiner 🔪:
Way to sound ominous, Charlie

Shortie 🎖:
Ominous?
Me?
Never.

Rudd 🐜:
I like her 😂

Diva 🕷:
Can we please keep her?

RDJ 🥫:
As the king of this chat, I declare that nobody is allowed to kick Charlie out
Yes, Holland, we can keep her

Rage 😡:
I beg to differ with that first part

Shortie 🎖:
I'm not a possession to be passed around 😒

Parrot 🦜:
Chris hasn't told us anything about you

Scar 💄:
And neither has Seb

Hemmy 🔨:
So...

Olsen 🔮:
We have questions.

Weiner 🔪:
Was that planned out or purely a coincidence that it worked out like that? 🤔

RDJ 🥫:
Hush.

Shortie 🎖:
Sure...?

Olsen 🔮:
What's with the nickname/contact name?

Parrot 🦜:
And the medal?

RDJ 🥫:
I'm just curious about how you know Chris and Seb

Shortie 🎖:
1. I'm shorter than Chris so he set my contact name as that
2. I was in the military for a while
3a. Met Chris as a kid when my dad got transferred from England to the 164th Transportation Battalion of the National Guard based in Boston, Massachusetts.
3b. Met Sebastian when Chris took me to set with him when he filmed Captain America: The First Avenger. I was on leave to visit home and he wanted to show me his work and introduced me to some of his castmates at the time - e.g. Sebastian

Weiner 🔪:
She's selling herself short
She actually made a brief cameo in the film

Scar 💄:
Wait, I've seen that film
Who'd you play?

Cap 🇺🇸:
Private Lorraine 😉

Hawk 🏹:
Who's that??

Hemmy 🔨:
What's with the wink? 🤨

Diva 🕷:
I'm looking it up because you guys take too long to explain

RDJ 🥫:
That's dearest Steve's first kiss

Weiner 🔪:
The blonde bombshell from the army base 😉

Shortie 🎖:
Sebastian! 😊

Weiner 🔪:
What? I have eyes and you're quite the view

Shortie 🎖:
You won't have eyes if I poke them out after that comment
I thought we agreed that we weren't going to talk about that scene or anything you may know about it

Weiner 🔪:
I mean, we did
But we're all friends here

Cap 🇺🇸:
🤐🤫🤐🤫

Parrot 🦜:
Seb!
My main man!
What do you know?

Shortie 🎖:
Say it and I'll fly all the way to New York to kick your ass

Diva 🕷:
🙏🙏🙏🙏

Rudd 🐜:
Juicy secrets??

Weiner 🔪:
It's nothing
Just a funny moment from an outtake of that scene

RDJ 🥫:
Huh?
I feel like you're lying but, sure, keep your secrets then