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Pigeon 🐦:
So, Charlie, huh?

Capsicle ❄:
... yeah?
What about her?

Point Break 🔨:
How long did you say you've known each other?

Capsicle ❄:
I didn't.
She told you.
We met when we were kids

Diva 🕷:
And you've been just friends this whole time?
Damn. That's some restraint

Manchurian 🔪:
💯💯💯💯

RDJ 🤴:
It's got to be true if Sebastian is actually voluntarily agreeing with Tom

Capsicle ❄:
It's not like that

Pigeon 🐦:
What's this best friend of yours look like anyway?

Capsicle ❄:
Why??

Manchurian 🔪:

Manchurian 🔪:

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Rudd 🐜:
Damn

Point Break 🔨:
I definitely see what little Tom meant

Diva 🕷:
😉😏

Capsicle ❄:
Seriously, Seb?

Manchurian 🔪:
They asked. I delivered.

RDJ 🤴:
She's a stunner
So nothing has ever gone on with her?

Capsicle ❄:
No.

Pigeon 🐦:
How?

Capsicle ❄:
Because that's my best friend?

Quill 📻:
... I don't believe you for a second

Diva 🕷:
I can't imagine a guy not catching feelings after hanging out with her for a while

RDJ 🤴:
^^^^^

Capsicle ❄:
You guys are ridiculous 😂
I've never "caught" feelings for my best friend
If anyone had a crush on Charlie, it's Seb

Point Break 🔨:
What?
Seriously?

Pigeon 🐦:
Sebastian, you've never told me this??
I feel betrayed.

Rudd 🐜:
#awkward

Manchurian 🔪:
You know what, I'm not even going to deny that
She's amazing and I honestly don't know how you've never even thought about it

Diva 🕷:
Oh shit
#shook

Point Break 🔨:
Aren't you married?
And actually in a longterm, committed relationship when First Avenger would have been filming??

Manchurian 🔪:
I am now, wasn't then
Fabe already knows
He agreed with me so... I win 😁
Back to why Chris is denying thinking about dating her.
Seriously, man, why not?

Capsicle ❄:
Because I just haven't 😂

Pigeon 🐦:
I want to believe you but, as much as it pains me to admit this, Holland has a point

Hiddles 😈:
I've got to agree with the others, she's beautiful
I've only just caught up from the other chat and she sounds like a genuinely nice person too

Quill 📻:
^^^ See?
We're not the only ones who think so

Capsicle ❄:
Seriously, guys, stop 😂
We're not a walking cliche
We're best friends - always have been - and there's seriously nothing going on between us

Manchurian 🔪:
Don't make me get your brother on this chat
We both know he'll tell us if you're lying

Pigeon 🐦:
Threats are being thrown around now 😂

Capsicle ❄:
You wouldn't.

Manchurian 🔪:
Don't try me because I'll do it

Point Break 🔨:
😂😂😂

Quill 📻:
Sounds to me like he's serious

RDJ 🤴:
Play nice, boys

Capsicle ❄:
We are.
You don't even have his number

Manchurian 🔪:
Are you sure about that? 😈

Rudd 🐜:
Uh oh

Manchurian has added Scott 🏳️‍🌈 to the group chat

Capsicle ❄
Scott doesn't know anything

Scott 🏳️‍🌈:
Ouch
What do I apparently not know?

Pigeon 🐦:
Chris and Charlie

Scott 🏳️‍🌈:
What about them?

Point Break 🔨:
The guys want to know if they're just friends or if there's something going on there

Capsicle ❄:
Seriously, stop
He doesn't know anything.
Why are you all so pushy about me and Charlie?

RDJ 🤴:
Because your eternal bachelor status is just becoming sad now
Especially when we can all see that you don't want to be single forever - that you want someone in your life

Scott 🏳️‍🌈:
I mean, he's kinda right

Diva 🕷:
So...?

Pigeon 🐦:
Did charming little Christopher ever catch feelings for his dearest buddy, Charlie?

Capsicle ❄:
You guys are so embarrassing
Scott, don't give into them.
They're just being annoying

Scott 🏳️‍🌈:
I think the fact you're so defensive is giving enough away without me digging deeper into that hole you've dug yourself 😂

Capsicle ❄:
No.
Shut up.
We're friends.

Scott 🏳️‍🌈:
Even our parents thought you two would get together when you were teens so...

Capsicle ❄:
I'm done with this whole conversation.
Goodbye.

Pigeon 🐦:
Coward 😂

RDJ 🤴:
We'll get it out of you 😉

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