Metanoia | Chris Evans

5.8

To: Scotty Dog 🐕

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Hey, you're on your way back today, right?
[SENT: 8:47 AM]
[READ: 8:49 AM]

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Yeah, we are
Why?

Scotty Dog 🐕:
That was quick 😂
No reason, just checking in

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Okay?

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Honestly, I just wanted to make sure I had the right day

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Okay then 😜
What are you up to? Anything interesting?

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Not really, just waiting for my order to be called
Nothing majorly exciting planned for the rest of the day either

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Coffee order or breakfast order?
And, from where? 👀

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Both, and from our favorite spot

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Mmmm 🥰 Love it!

Scotty Dog 🐕:
We need to come here for breakfast together before you leave

Charlie Bear 🧸:
We really should 👍

Scotty Dog 🐕:
We can arrange something when you get home
Talking about traveling home, aren't you meant to be driving?
You're not breaking any laws, are you? 👀

Charlie Bear 🧸:
No, of course not 😂
No laws being broken over here. Your brother volunteered to drive us back since I drove us to the house initially

Scotty Dog 🐕:
So he's in a good mood then

Charlie Bear 🧸:
🤨🤨🤨

Scotty Dog 🐕:
He only drives when he really HAS to, unless he's in a really good mood
Don't you remember the running joke that it's how we knew when he'd gotten laid? 😂

Charlie Bear 🧸:
I missed some things while overseas, Scotty 😜
It must have been something you made up during one of those times

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Yeah, I guess that's true
Well, now you know the running joke - you're welcome 😉

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Such a pleasure to know. 😝

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Sooo 😏

Charlie Bear 🧸:
🤨🤨❓❓

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Did he finally grow a pair and confess?
It would explain some things, like the good mood and the fact he hasn't been completely ignoring my texts recently

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Scott!

Scotty Dog 🐕:
So that's a yes then 😂
Good for you two, finally worked it out with some prodding in the right direction

Charlie Bear 🧸:
You're annoying.
And very nosy.

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Maybe I just wanted you two to get your shit together so my brother can get that stick out of his ass and stop being such a grouch 😇

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Pretty sure his grouchy attitude over text is just because he prefers calling or talking in person 😜 But, there's also the possibility that he just doesn't like talking to you over text because you tease him about everything

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Blasphemy!

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Sounds fake but okay.

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Whatever 🖕

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Such charming behaviour
If I ever have a kid of my own, remind me not to make you their godfather
You'd be a terrible influence

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Okay, that's just rude
Wait! A kid of your own?
You two already planning for the future?
Unless...
Are you - you know?

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Woah - no
No planning and definitely not already pregnant
That's so not how pregnancy works. Didn't you do sex ed in school like everyone else??

Scotty Dog 🐕:
I mean, yeah, but I'm also gay so it didn't really apply to my situation

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Sometimes I really wonder why we're as close as we are because you drive me nuts 🤦🏼‍♀️
Please tell me you took on their advice about safe sex, no matter the gender of the person you're with, because if you didn't then I'm done with you and this whole conversation?

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Obviously 😂
I might not have loved the lesson but I still remember the bits that do apply to me

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Thank God 🙏

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Let's bench the conversation about sex ed classes and never revisit that 🙅‍♂️
But, about that godfather thing - seriously? You'd want ME to be your kid's godfather?
I didn't even think you were religious - I know your parents are but I didn't think you were?

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Yeah, I'd pick you. Why not you?
I'm not, and I don't know if I'd bring my child up to be religious, but I mean it in the sense of - if anything were to happen to me, and the kid's father, then I know you'd look after them and make sure they grew into an amazing individual

Scotty Dog 🐕:
1. I figured that, if you and Chris hadn't figured out your shit and he wasn't the father, then you'd give that role to him
2. You're seriously going to make me cry here
3. Now I'm excited for the future because I really want to take on that role and be the best uncle/godfather ever!

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Lucky we figured it out then so you never have to feel like you need to compete with him over this 😉
If they're happy tears then that's okay, but please don't be crying for a negative reason!
Let's not rush into anything 😂 I still have another tour overseas to finish first, and we have only just got together

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Definitely happy tears!
You two have been basically together since like middle school, it just took you both a while to catch up with what the rest of us had already figured out

Charlie Bear 🧸:
🖕😇🖕
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Scotty Dog 🐕:
How creative 😏
I have some errands to run but I'll see you later?
I could grab some takeout and have a movie night at yours? Just me and you?

Charlie Bear 🧸:
Sounds amazing
I'll text you when we reach mine👍

Scotty Dog 🐕:
Okay 😁👌