Metanoia | Chris Evans

5.1

To: Family 🤗💞

Scott 😎:
Is anyone else bitter that Charlie took Chris with her to her parents cabin but hasn't invited any of the rest of us in ages? Or, is it just me?

Carly 🙈:
A little but clearly not as much as you 😂

Shan 😇:
What Carly said

Carly 🙈:
Mom went out there last year so it's only us that haven't been for ages

Scott 😎:
Seriously? 😭

Shan 😇:
Why are you so butthurt about it anyway?

Momma 🤱:
Because he thinks he's Charlotte's favorite

Chris 🤩:
Sucks to be him then 😂

Momma 🤱:
Christopher Robert Evans! Apologize to your brother.

Shan 😇:
Ooo you got full named 😂

Chris 🤩:
I'm sorry you're such a big baby, Scott

Carly 🙈:
😂😂
Nice one

Scott 😎:
I should have told Charlie to drown you in the lake instead

Chris 🤩:
You're the one that told her to set Dodger on me??
I hate you so much

Momma 🤱:
Boys, behave and stop threatening each other

Carly 🙈:
Yeah, we all know you don't mean it anyway

Scott 😎:
That's what you think 😒

Shan 😇:
Anyway!
If she has a favorite in this family, then it's definitely Chris or mom

Scott 😎:
Then why do I know more of her secrets than even Chris?

Chris 🤩:
Maybe she just wants you to feel special so you don't follow her around like a lost puppy, pouting 😏

Scott 😎:
Why are you being so mean to me today? 😭

Shan 😇:
Well, you did tell Charlie to set Dodger on him for waking her up

Chris 🤩:
And you're having a minor tantrum because Charlie didn't ask you to come with us 😂

Scott 😎:
It's not like I'd be in the way
There's like a billion bedrooms

Momma 🤱:
That's a bit overdramatic

Carly 🙈:
It's probably for the best they didn't take you with them anyway

Chris 🤩:
What's that supposed to mean?
😒🤨😒🤨😒🤨😒🤨😒🤨
Because I probably would have pushed him in the lake by now?

Scott 😎:
Rude

Shan 😇:
No, I sincerely doubt that's what she meant

Carly 🙈:
No, that's definitely not what I meant by that

Momma 🤱:
I think your sister is insinuating that you might finally ask that girl to be your girlfriend

Carly 🙈:
Well, that, and finally work out the literal years of suppressed sexual tension between you two

Chris 🤩:
Sometimes I'm convinced you guys don't know the definition of best friends

Momma 🤱:
We know what it means, honey. It just doesn't apply to you and Charlie.
Scott and her are best friends. You two are something else.

Shan 😇:
Even mom sees it 😂

Chris 🤩:
Don't tell me you're serious, mom
Charlie and me are best friends and always have been

Momma 🤱:
I know you've always labelled yourselves as friends but that doesn't mean I can't tell when my son is seriously crushing on someone
You might think you hide it well but you've never been subtle
Not when it comes to Charlotte Hayes, at least

Scott 😎:
Ain't that the truth 😂

Chris 🤩:
Mom, please stop talking
You're just encouraging them to make fun of me

Carly 🙈:
Oh, little brother, I don't need encouragement
Teenage you was very unsubtle about your feelings behind closed doors. 😏

Scott 😎:
😂😂

Momma 🤱:
Unfortunately 😒

Chris 🤩:
What are you on about? 🤨

Carly 🙈:
Our bedrooms at home shared a wall

Shan 😇:
Omg 😂

Chris 🤩:
I still don't know what you're on about

Scott 😎:
Sure you don't 😏

Chris 🤩:
Shut up!

Momma 🤱:
Children, stop embarrassing your brother

Chris 🤩:
Ha 😜

Carly 🙈:
We're just telling the truth!

Momma 🤱:
Christopher, stop lying.
You're more than aware of what they're on about.
It's natural and nothing to be embarrassed about.

Scott 😎:
😂😂😂

Chris 🤩:
Mom, PLEASE stop talking 😳

Shan 😇:
No, mom, please continue
We're all thoroughly fascinated by this line of conversation

Carly 🙈:
You're welcome, little brother

Chris 🤩:
I hate you all sometimes

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