I Need To Tell You My Story

Chapter 19: Speech to Outsmart

"What" I said taking all this in and wiping my eyes. Christy looks confused. "B but link I'm not your-" Christy said before link gently stomped on Christy's foot and muttered to her "yes we are Christy yes we are cousins". "O o oh yeah we are cousins I moved here from Uh calllllllliiiiifornia yeah! Christy said really thinking about it. Stupid liars. "Do you really think that's gonna pull it off!?" I yelled. Christy and link knew they had to give up. Christy stepped up to my face and said "this is how I roll he is my man now and he doesn't even like you so why don't you just back off and run away to your little bridge and cry yourself to sleep?" Holy moly I never knew Christy was this "aggressive". She stepped back and looked pretty proud of herself. I rolled my eyes, leaned into her, took a deep breath and said "well this is how I roll jerks so a couple of years ago I meet this beautiful blue eyed boy named link and then I met mine and his best friend Rhett then all three of us became friends then you came along and ruin everything you little you little...Craphead!" I said yelling the last part. I've never swore like that before. "And Christy just for your information your hoodie strains are uneven and link HATES that so why don't YOU just walk away like a pretty little craphead princess and run away so I can have MY prince back" I said. Christy and link both stared at me in horror. "And link
And Christy by the way that's why you two NEVER and I MEAN NEVER mess with Lucille May Smith" I said before pushing both of them out the way and walking up the road to my house. I felt like a boss. A pro. I outsmarted two craphead jerks. I hope they learned their lesson...😈😏