Learning to Love Again

A Lesson On Women

"That'll be $856.89. I'm gonna be honest, I'm surprised you two actually walked out of here last night." The bartender said to me.

"Heh, yeah we were pretty smashed but we still had a fun time." I said with a chuckle.

"I'm sure you did."

I took the cash out of my wallet and paid the exact amount to the bartender.

"Holy shit! Are you rich or something?" He asked me.

I put my wallet back in my pocket and looked to the spot where Audrey and I met.

"Nope, I just like saving up."

*Audrey POV*

"So Audrey?" Tiffany asked me.

"Ugh, what do you want?" I asked.

"She is seriously getting on my nerves."

"You did it last night did you?"

"Wow, last time you did it was..." Nikki began.

"...I know when I last fucked, and before you go claiming fucking hallelujah it wasn't special." I told them both.

"What do you mean not special? Didn't you say the next person you had sex with would be special?" Tiffany asked.

"He ISN'T special, he just fucked my ass, nobody gets to fuck my pussy again."

"Not after what he did to me..."

"Jeez, wouldn't that be painful?" Nikki asked.

"If you take it slow it's not meant to be but he just fucking rammed it straight in, and let me tell you, he is massive, I mean his dick is like the size of my forearm!" I told them both.

"Okay, I'm sure you had fun but can we not talk about my only guy friend and the size of his, um..." Tiffany hesitated.

"Dick, cock, man meat, living dildo?"

"Length."

"Wow, how boring."

"Well I think it's nice that Audrey found her one true love." Nikki said with obvious sarcasm while fluttering her eyebrows.

"Fuck. You. Bitch."

"I mean something must be special about him if you had sex with him." Tiffany stated.

"Yeah something is special about him."

"Really? What is it?" Nikki asked.

I turned my phone around and showed them the name I had chosen for F/N.

"Really Audrey, this is my friend you know." Tiffany said as she looked at me with a stupid face.

"I mean, if he's that big then fair enough." Nikki reasoned.

"Oh yeah, he's my fuck toy from now on, and I'm going to drain him of everything." I said to them with a devilish smile.

"By drain do you mean?" Nikki was about to ask.

"Money."

"Okay, I thought you were talking about his..."

"Please shut up, this is getting disgusting now." Tiffany said.

"Whatever miss up her own ass." I told her.

"But maybe I could drain him of that, I mean there was a whole lot last night so..."

*Your POV*

"Oof, a sudden chill went up my spine just then, someone must be talking about me."