leviathan strikes fear into all men, no arrow, sword or shield can pierce its rock like skin: solution? lesbians with nukes
nuclear submarine
"Captain, we see it up ahead",
"yeah no shit dipstick its a giant sea monster"
"well Im legally obliged to point it out"
good for u
Fire away bitches
"BOOM"
lesbian rejoice for we have won
fuck off you pressed a button
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