The Toronto Star
SOCK GOBLIN THEFT ON THE RISE
October 15, 2019
A recent spike missing socks and other small articles of clothing has shocked the nation recently, as everything from socks to mittens have been disappearing. "We're doing everything we can" Toronto's head of Creepy Creature Control said in an official statement, "This is an unseen occurrence, but we are trying our best to reduce the amount of stolen clothes back to their normal rates." But some critics aren't so reassured. Concerns and protests have been breaking out, saying that if the CCC has never managed to stop them before, how can they stop them now? People don't want a decrease, they want a full halt the Sock Goblins raids in their homes.
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