BREAKING NEWS REPORT"Hi, Cassandra Walker here with breaking news, reports have been coming in from across the globe, where what appears to be a sea monster has surfaced in the Mediterranean."
cuts to live footage of Leviathan from a distance
"So far, reports have been brought in from various coast guards in the area that is has sunken several ships and taken planes out of the sky. All ships and planes have been ordered to stay landlocked and grounded until further notice."
cuts back to Cassandra with live footage minimized beside her
"The creature is so giant that our on site camera crew, on the coast of Sicily who were there to do a report on vacation beaches, are recording it with great visuals from the shore. I'm turning it over to Tom on that end to tell us about how locals are reacting"
half the screen cuts to Tom on the beach, with the Leviathan in the background
"Hi Cassandra, As you can see this thing is massive,and officials are trying to make sure everyone is out of the water and off the beach in case it decides to come closer. Locals are panicking and claiming its the Leviathan and that the world is ending. The military has been called to the coast to try and help evacuate."
"Tom do you think its the Leviathan?"
"I'm not very religious, but I hope it's not. Maybe its just another thing from the bottom of the ocean that we haven't discovered yet."
"Lets hope so Tom. In other news, the UN and various governments have yet to make a statement, but do do you think NATO will be called in to try and kill it?"
"I hope so Cass, its very likely that hey!-"
"The world is ending, the Leviathan is here! No Man can kill it! They told us no arrow, sword or shield can kill it! We are doomed- hey get off of me!"
"Ma'am, release the mic, please leave- do you guys speak Italian?- Go away! Grazie Officer"
camera cuts away from Tom completely
"Well folks, we will keep you updated on the situation, for any travelers, you may want to cancel you trip and get your money back."
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