FTO

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by WhyCallMeKate

by WhyCallMeKate

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Colin :"Where exactly are you taking me, Mitch?"

Mitch:"To the morgue."

Colin: "What? But I'm not dead yet!"

Mitch:"And we're not there yet."
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Micheal: I don't even have time to tell you all the ways you're wrong!
-one second later-
Michael : Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't, so number 1...
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Police: You are under arrest for trying to carry 4 people on your motorcycle.
Mitch: wait... what do you mean FOUR? Police: Yes, four.
Mitch: Oh no.
Police: Is something wrong?
Mitch: Colin fell off.
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Brandon: Inmo, why are you standing on the table?
Inmo: I live in this guild and I can do what I want to and you can't stop me-
Brandon: Where is the spider.
Inmo: In the corner please kill it.
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Bren: Why are you up at 3:30 am?
Michael: I drank six cups of coffee
Bren: Why would you do that?
Michael: Today was done with me but I was not done with today
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Austin: You are driving across the road and you see Ritchie and a dragon crossing the street. Quick what do you hit.
Bri: Oh that's easy! Hit Ritchie! I would never hurt an innocent little dragon!
Austin:
Austin: The breaks, Bri you hit the breaks.
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Kit: THE FLOOR IS LAVA! *jumps onto the couch*
Mario: *jumps onto the table*
Ritchie : *Storm blinks to second floor*
Brandon: *Floats above floor *
Lucas: *facepalms onto the floor and accepts his fate*
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Stu: Kay there is a monster under the bed Its the most horrifying thing I've ever seen!
Brick, on the bottom bunk: Why do you hate me so much?
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Colin: How much do you like me me?
Mitch: Count the stars in the sky! That's how much I like you.
Colin: But it's morning.
Mitch: Exactly.
Mitch:
Colin:
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Michael: B-
Bri * sensor noise*
Ritchie: Sh-
Bri:* sensor noise*
Brandon: Mother-
Bri:* sensor noise*
Austin: HOw are yOu DOING THAT?
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Michael: Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a very determined individual.
Silver:... so maybe calm down.
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