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Mario: Hey who's got my hat?
Bryan *wearing his hat*: Hey look! I'm Mario! Attack! Attack! Attack! :D
Mario:A-Ha,A-Ha,GIMME THAT.

Ritchie: [reaches for fries on Austin's plate]
Austin: [slams a grocery store divider between them]
Ritchie:
Austin:
Ritchie: You said you didn't take that.
Austin: And you said you didn't want fries yet here we are.

Michael: If you have any objections, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Bri: That's the trash can.
Michael: Exactly.

Michael: You can't scare me, I am evil incarnate!
Austin: Oh yes evil incarnate, who hides a horde of stuffed animals under his bed.
Michael: You leave Plush Wonderland alone!

Austin: But do you like me or do you LIKE like me?
Bri, literally on the altar: Take a wild f***ing guess

Ritchie: Don't worry, I saw this done on Grey's Anatomy once!
Devon: OH NO!

Bri: how did your car even hit Ritchie from that angle??
Austin: just luck i guess

Austin, to Bri: How come when I wanna do fun stuff that'll kill me, you're against it?

Austin: *calls Ritchie to be angry at Bri with him*
also Austin: *ends up defending Bri instead*

Michael: Hold on! I'm having one of those things,, a headache with pictures?
Devon: What?
Imp: He's having an idea.

Austin: Don't worry, I have my own 'completely not fake' I.D.
Austin: *holds up driver's license with the name and date scribbled over*
Devon: I'm not sure that's entirely legit.
Austin: What gave it away?
Bri: Looking at it.

Bri: You can't set all your problems on fire.
Austin: You'd be surprised about how many things are flammable.
*At Packhaven*
Mario, running to put out the fires: AGAIN!!

Michael: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Devon: You can't just say that every time I beat you at Connect Four.

Michael, on the phone: Smash his kneecaps and he'll talk, okay? I'm at a parent-teacher conference!
Michael, after hanging up: Anyways, you said Devon is enjoying finger-painting? That's great!

Michael, trying to comfort a crying baby Devon: What the hell is your problem?!
Imp: Try singing to him!
Michael, singing: Whaaaat the hell iiiis youuuur problem??

*in an office-style interview*
Michael: Maybe I'm just getting old, but there's something about these new emojis that I don't understand.
Michael: Just the other day Devon texted me from school 'going over to Austin's!!! See you at dinner!' followed by smiley face, smiley face, dolphin, angel smiley, burger, two ghosts, three santa emojis, and a smiling moon.
Michael: And yesterday Devon texted me 'See you tonight for are family dinner?' followed by winky face, side eye emoji, monkey covering its eyes, two flamenco dancers, fireworks, three glasses of champagne, two fire emojis, a upside down smiley face, two lollipops, and five candy's.
Michael: *puts his phone down and shakes his head in disbelief*
Michael: I just don't understand! What does this mean?
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Have a Amazing, Wonderful, Magical Day/Night/Afternoon/ Sunrise/ Sunset! :3 Till next time!
- Your pal WhyCallMeKate
P.S Keep up the good work! You are all Beautiful in your own way! I might be a bit late putting these out my play is in 3 weeks!!!!
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