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[This puppy is named Sully and are my neighbors new dog]
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Ritchie: What's your greatest strength?
Austin: Getting out of corn mazes
Michael: Uh... okay. and your greatest weakness?
Austin: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes
Bri, realizing they're in a corn maze: Wait, wha-
Austin: Guess it's my time to shine
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Austin: Helpful grammar tip: farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance.
Bri: Who hurt you?
Austin: My father did you not hear me?
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Michael & Ritchie: Could you be any more annoying?
Austin, Staring at them dead in the eyes: Easily.
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Priest: Do you, Austin Origins, take Bri Origins as your lawfully wedded wife?
Austin: I Scooby Dooby Doo.
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Brandeen: What is something spontaneous I can do right now? Let's come up with a list of ten possibilities and slowly whittle it down over the next ten days.
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Austin: What should I get Bri for our first Valentine's Day?
Michael: Roses!
Bryan: A lovely picnic lit by candlelight at sunset!
Colin: A gaming PC!
Brandeen: A blow torch!
Seeka: A fake beard!
Brick: A Brake up!
Ritchie: A dog!
Kay: A Cat!
Daveed: Her dignity!
Everyone:
Daveed: What?
Austin, throws a Uno reverse card:
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[In the beginning of camp]
Kay: Oh, come on, pick one! Between Ritchie,Bri, Austin, and myself, who would you punch if you had to?
Michael: No one! They're my friends, I wouldn't punch any of them
Kay:
Kay: Austin?
Michael: Yeah, but I don't know why
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Bri: You're giving me a sticker?
Austin: Not just any sticker! It's a sticker of a kitten saying "me-wow"!
Bri: I'm not a child
Austin: Oh, Ok. I'll take this back, then...
Bri, Grabbing the sticker and putting it in a small box: No, I earned this
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Michael: I'm pretty easy going
Austin or Ritchie: I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler
Michael: It was off by half a centimeter, it should have never been in circulation
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Daveed: *breathes*
Brandeen: I wish I was exaggerating when I say I really f*#%ing hate you
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Austin, at starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots
Brandeen, next in line: Jesus christ just do cocaine
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[If Mario was dragged into stealing Tomb Juice]
* Austin, Inmo,and David scoping it out*
Mario, struggling to get away: NO! UH-UH,FORGET IT! HOW DO YOU SAY 'NO WAY I'M DOING THIS' IN CRAZY!?
Austin: Calm down Mario, you're with me.
Mario: THAT'S THE PROBLEM!
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Brandeen: I would sell you to Hades for one corn chip.
Daveed: Aren't you allergic to corn?
Brandeen: Deathly.
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Michael: Gods, give me patience.
Ritchie: I think you mean give me strength.
Austin, jumping up and down and running around circles: I think you mean Hugs!
Michael, being hugged by Austin: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead.
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[during the whole Trident fiasco]
Jakey: I'm a confident driver.
Brandeen: You nearly ran over Mitch...
Jakey: But I did it with confidence.
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PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!

-Bri, referring to Austin
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