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Neko High

Michael: surgeon is just stabbing someone to life
Ritchie: I'm THIS close to do you defending you...
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Michael: How would you rate your pain?
Austin: 0/10.
Bri: How- Your arm is literally going the wrong way-
Austin: As in 0/10 would NOT recommend.
Devon:
Austin: Very not Gucci, does not slap, no thanks.
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Mitch: Ow! My armkle!
Pat: Your what?
Kay, sighing: His wrist.
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Austin: Shake it
Ritchie: [shimmies]
Austin: The bottle, Ritchie
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Austin: Fool me once, shame on you.
Austin: Fool me twice, that's just fucked up. You know I'm dumb as hell. Like, come on!
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Michael: I never had a brother, but I know four guys that did. And they would have fights and squabbles. But in the end they would always have each other's shells.
Devon: Are you talking about the Ninja Turtles?
Michael: Of course I'm talking about the Ninja Turtles!
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Austin: five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and...
Devon: was diagnosed with mesothelioma
Bri, sighing: mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...
Michael: you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies
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Michael: Everything in this universe is either duck or not duck.
Devon: I-I need to lie down, Bri it's your turn.
Bri: I have work, Austin it's your turn
Austin: NO! DONT FRICKEN LEAVE ME WITH HIM!
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Devon: Clicked on 'make a reservation' on a restaurant's page and it opened facetime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I did not want that to happen.
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[during the wild goose chase]
Michael: I'm gonna be honest, here...
Ritchie: Is that wise?
Michael: No. But I'm gonna do it anyways.
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Michael: *licks fjord on his face*
Devon: Wh- What did you do that for?!
Michael: heard licking things prevents others from stealing them.
Devon:..........damn it, Michael! just confess like a normal person!
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Austin: are you okay?
Ritchie: yeah, totally
Austin: Ritchie, you literally just asked me if you could borrow some glue to hold yourself together
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Ritchie: I accidentally ate Austin's circus peanuts. How long do you think I'll live?
Austin, from behind: Ten.
Ritchie: Ten what?
Austin, loading his gun: Nine.
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[This could work for all most any series]
Bri: [does anything]
Austin: THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!
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Austin: Bri, look. I'm melting butter.
Bri(from the other side of the kitchen): That's great Austin. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.
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Bri: Did you tell anyone we're dating?
Austin: Yes, I have no self control and told everyone we were dating.
Bri: Okay, no need for sarcasm.
Austin: No, really, I have no self control and told everyone that we're dating.
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[As kids]
Father Of Brothers: Son, did you break a vase?
Austin: No! Did Ritchie say I did?
Father Of Brothers: Did Mycroft break it?
Austin: I don't think so. He's just always blaming me for stuff!
Father Of Brothers: Like what?
Austin: Like putting bugs in his pillowcases
Father Of Brothers: Did you do that?
Austin:
Austin: Yes.
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