FTO

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Bri, covering Austin's eyes from behind: Guess who!
Austin, monotone: It's either Bri or the cold, clammy hands of death
Bri, taking her hands away: It's Bri!
Austin: Damn it.

Michael: Ask me how many times I've slept in the past week. C'mon guess.
Ritchie :
Ritchie: I know you think this is funny but you were here twenty minutes ago with the same question.
Austin & Bri: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!

Mario: Colin called me in the middle of training today and went, "I know you're busy but this is important. Do you want to go to Red Lobster with us on Sunday?"

Colin: Come on! I'm not that bad! Name one mean thing I've ever said or done.
Mitch: You tried to convince me that eggs aren't real.

Ritchie: whats the problem?
Brandon: he keeps telling me that his organs arent growing, or something like that?
Inmo: all im saying is... im almost an adult, why havent my kidneys started growing into adultneys?

Some Random Reporter: Bryan! Do you support gay rights?
Bryan. Hugging Jakey: I am gay
Reporter: He's dodging the question

Mitch: K-word? You mean you want to kill them?
Michael: Woah, yeah. That does sound bad when you say it like that.
Mitch : And yes, we are going to... un-alive them.

Ritchie: *flicks lighter on*
Ritchie: Make a wish.
Brandon: I wish that you'll never set me on fire.
Ritchie: ...Hey! I haven't set you on fire yet! You're my brother, I'd never set you on fire! I'd set your ex boyfriends on fire for dumping you, it's my job.

[Back in school]
Teacher, yelling at Brandon: look at Ritchie, he works so hard out of school and still finishes his homework on time, aren't you ashamed of copying his work?
Brandon :
Brandon: I -
Ritchie, knowing he copied Brandon's homework but submitted his work first so it doesn't seem like he cheated :

Bri: Is there a particular reason that you're bleeding out on my bedroom floor?
Silver: well it's a little too cold to bleed out outside

Silver: are you a parking ticket?
Silver, winking: cause you've got fine written all over you
Bri: this is the sixth pick-up line you've told me within the last twenty minutes
Bri: you need to stop

Bryan: Mitch asked me to help him make brownies
Bryan: I didn't know green herbs were in brownies but Mitch won't let me have any

Kay: Are you in love with Bri?
Silver: *sweats nervously* ... No.
Kay: Then why do you keep writing "S+B" everywhere?
Silver: It stands for "Suffering and...- Wait don't you have training?"
Kay:
Silver:

*the Guild leaders knocking on Michael's door*
Michael: who is it?
Bri: it's us, we just wanna talk
Michael: how many of you are there?
Ritchie: five
Michael, slowly closing the door: then talk to each other

Bren: I lost the Demon.
Ritchie: How did you lose Michael?!?
Bren: Oh give me a break, he's like two inches tall.
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Have a Amazing, Wonderful, Magical Day/Night/Afternoon/ Sunrise/ Sunset! :3 Till next time!
- Your pal WhyCallMeKate
P.S Keep up the good work! You are all Beautiful in your own way! Don't procrastinate! Yes, stop reading and Do your homework! My play is next week so sorry if I put these out late!
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