[3am]
Michael: our names are just random noises we were raised to respond to
Austin: Michael no
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Austin: What are you doing?
Ritchie: Homework?
Austin: There was class today?
Ritchie: Yeah...
Austin: I thought it was a long weekend?
Ritchie: It's Wednesday...
Austin: Oh, so it's almost the weekend again?
Ritchie: Well, no point in going now.
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Devon *to Austin and Ritchie*: Can you people please be serious for just five minutes??
Austin: Our record is three and a half.
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Ritchie: Austin told me "cheer up buttercup." And I was mad at him for approximately four hours. One because my name is Ritchie and two because even if I was a Power Puff Girl I'd be Bubbles and he knows it.
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Austin : do you guys like paseggiliti
Ritchie: wtf is that
Austin: pasgetti
Bri: what
Austin : lol idk how to spell it
Devon: spaghetti??
Austin : yes
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Ritchie: You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.
Austin: [smacks him upside the head]
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Ritchie: You have a cruuush!
Austin: IS NOT A CRUSH! BRI IS JUST NICE AND SWEET AND SMART AND I WANT TO KISS HER!
Austin:....oh.
Ritchie: yep.
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Michael, sipping hot orange juice: If you guys are upset with me, at least give me a reason.
Everyone:
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Austin: A girl passed me a note and it said "You are an idiot"
Austin: So I passed her a note and it said, "I don't need you to tell me that."
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Devon: Austin called me "SmartA** " so do I thank or slap him?
Michael: Punch him
Devon: Thank you
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Ritchie: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far, it's not 57.
Austin: It's not 104, either.
Bri: ???
Ritchie: It's not 58.
Austin: And it's not 105...
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Scene:
Sad Austin in the background about to cry. Bri trying to Comfort him.
Ritchie: Please apologize before my therapist knows your name.
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Austin : Shoot I'm locked out- I must have forgot my keys- um-
*He knocked*
Ritchie: Who's there?
Austin: Austin
Ritchie: *Rolls his eyes* Austin who?
Austin: No- it's just me I'm locked out
Ritchie: That was a terrible joke Panda
*Bri smacked him over the head and opened the door*
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Devon, yanking on Michael's legs desperately: GO TO SLEEP!
Michael, holding on to the doorframe: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
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Devon: Hey Michael, Truth or Dare?
Michael: Truth
Devon: How many hours have you slept this week?
Michael: Dare
Devon: Go to sleep
Michael: I don't like this game
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Austin: Good morning Bri. You look beautiful today
Bri: Good morning Aus-
Austin: HAHA APRIL FOOLS!
Austin: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY!
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Austin*traps a wasp under a cup*:
Austin *puts two more cups down*:
Bri, Ritchie and Michael : Please, no-
Austin *starts shuffling the cups*
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Ritchie: It's quiet. Too quiet.
[Arrows & Guns barely misses him]
Ritchie: Suddenly it's too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet.
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Ritchie bursts into Austin's room: Bro
Austin: What's up bro?
Ritchie: Close your eyes bro
Austin: Ok bro
Ritchie: What do you see bro?
Austin: Nothing bro
Ritchie: That's my life without you bro!
Austin: Bro!
Ritchie: Bro!
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- Your Best friend WhyCallMeKate
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