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OZ

Bri: Don't talk down to me!
Austin: Well I can hardly talk up to you!
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Pat: *breathes*
Doc: I wish I was exaggerating when I say I really fu**ing hate you!
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Xylo: Yes I made a mistake but in my defense—
Doc: You invented a new kind of dumb***
Allow me to say 'Congratulations', your invention is a success.
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Doc: How do you feel?
Colin: Great!
Doc: How do you feel?
Austin: Fine?
Doc: How do you feel?
Bri: With my hands.
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Xylo: Just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was pretty good.
Pat: That's him, Nick, that's the guy right there, take the shot before he gets away.
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Bri: It's okay to ask for help!
Devon: You're not a burden! Unless you own me...
Zoo: Murder is okay!
Colin: Your feelings matter!
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Bri: So, i'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Austin: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?
Bri: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Austin: I pity your dentist.
Bri: Jokes on you. i don't have a dentist.
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Bri: Hey, if I asked you a girl question, will you promise not to be weird?
Xylo: No but go on
Bri: There's this one girl
Xylo: You can do better
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[If Austin & Bri were parents and the members were the kids]
Austin:'Have kids' they said. 'It'll be fun' they said.
Colin, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PIT IT OUT!
Bri: THE GUMMY BEARS!
Justin: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Devon: It's called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER.
[Glass shatters. Austin screams]
Austin: Don't have kids. Don't.
Bri: I see nothing wrong?
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Bri: Why aren't you dating my brother?
Pat: Because I'd destroy him...
Bri, giving him a smug look: Oh, he'd be into that-
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Pat: Doc? Oh, come in. I wish I would have know you were coming. I am a mess.
Doc: I don't know if a call from me would've changed that.
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Jonah: I still can't believe they shot at me.
Princey: Jonah, you have a bulletproof vest...
Jonah: I HAVE FEELINGS, Princey!
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Doc: This is Charlie. She's not my assistant, she's, er, some other word.
Charlie: I'm his carer.
Doc: Yeah, my carer! She cares so I don't have to.
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Bri, disappointed: They don't even have a dalmatian here.
Austin: Would you stop with the dalmatians already?
Bri: I'm just saying it would be nice to see one in its natural habitat!
Austin: They're not indigenous to firehouses, Bri.
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Bri: This part of your plan seems risky.
Austin: This wasn't part of my plan.
Bri: Oh, thank goodness. I thought you had a bad plan.
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Jonah: Based on statistical evidence, I'm immortal.
Colin: How so?
Jonah: Haven't died yet.
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Bri: Austin?
Austin: *groans* Bri it's 3am, what is it now?
Bri: Do you think fish can talk to their fish friends?
Austin: *puts pillow over his head*
Bri: What if they can't? They can't tell their fish friends about all their adventures, what if one sees a shark and they can't tell their friends?
Austin: I promise you I will Google it myself in the morning if you promise to go to sleep right now.
*10 minutes later*
Bri: *sleeping like a baby*
Austin: DAMMIT, NOW I NEED TO KNOW
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