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Michael : Everyone, I'm doing a survey on what scares people the most. Could you answer a question?
Silver: Sure.
Michael: What scares you the most?
Bryan: Water.
Lofo: Dogos.
Bri: Sharks.
Jakey: Other me.
Silver, bored: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding all of us towards an inevitable death.
Everyone: .....
Silver: * flashbacks*
Bri, pointing: That one. That one scares me.
Michael, unphased: I see.
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E.Ritchie: If you had to choose between David and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take?

Mario: That depends. How much money are we talking about?

David: Mario?!

E.Ritchie: Sixty-two cents-

Mario: I'll take the money.

David: MARIO!!

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Michael: Before we travel, please make sure all small items are secured
Ritchie*smiling and looking at Michael*:
Michael: What?
Ritchie: *whispering* Do you feel safe?
Michael: I hate you

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E. Ritchie As long as I strike terror into the hearts of my enemies what does it matter what my "gender" is.

E. Ritchie: I don't identify as "male" or "female" I identify as a threat

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Stew: Brick, are you ever going to listen to me?
Brick: Yes. Absolutely.
Stew: When?
Stew : When you're right.

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Kay: i love this new strawberry flavored shampoo i got!
Mario, squinting his eyes: ...flavored?
Kay: scented! i mean scented
Kay: but yeah, it tastes like strawberries too!

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Jakey: *does something cute*

Bryan: I don't care.

Narrator: But he did care.

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Ritchie: there's an upside to all of this, really, so...
Mario: what's the upside?
Ritchie: ah, i didn't actually... i thought you just... i thought you would just trust what i said and not actually ask me. i don't-- there's no actual upside to any of this

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Lofo : If Dogs knew what sin was, they wouldn't even care.
Mitch: I don't care either,  f*** trigonometry.

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Michael: Okay, I've called you all to this meeting because some of us don't seem to get along.
Mitch: Colin and I are literally the only ones you called here.

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[Pat X Mitch] (I put a lot of random ships in each chapter and I thought why not?)

Pat: Snakes are mean, they say, snakes are scary they say. No, do you know what snakes are?
Pat: *squishes Pat's cheeks*
Pat: Squishy~
Mitch: *flustered hiss*

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Colin: I hate my life:
Mitch: I hate your life too.

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Mitch*driving*: Listen, if you jump out in front of my car, boat, truck van, suv, whatever the fuck I'm driving, expecting that you can life a lifetime off the insurance pare, you better think again. Because if I see you running out in front of my car, I ain't slowing down, I am speeding up. Because if I'm going to get in trouble it is not because "I hurt some man with my car" no it will be because I brutally splattered a mother fucker all over the road!

Pat: *wheezing in the passenger seat*

Michael: Do not!

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Byan : Your hair is so cool!
Jakey, panicking: Thanks, I grew it myself.

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Mitch: I'm sorry, I just don't think I'm cut out for this whole high-stakes game of having friends

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